This is a "no touch" club....

This is a "no touch" club. I found that out on my first stage tip. A beautiful woman was dancing when I walked in so I went to tip her. When she bent over to rub her tits in my face, I put my hands on the back of her thighs and she scolded me, but in a friendly way-- She pretended to slap my face repeatedly with her tits. I got a beer (PBR $2) and sat at the bar. A cute young thing came and sat next to me and said she was on stage next. I noticed a sign on the wall that said lap dances until 8pm were $10. (They open at 7pm). So when the beauty who I'd tipped came around for the Wisc Tip Walk, I asked her about it. I figured if it's a no-touch club, I'd better try a dance while they're half-price. It was even lamer than expected. She did rub her lovely, unenhanced tits in my face a lot. But the lap grindage was almost non-existent. She made me keep my hands on the seat beside me and wouldn't even let me touch her ankles. She claimed that she was there for one night only, trying to recruit dancers for Weasel's in Eagle River. Maybe true... I don't know.

By the way, there was no cover charge.