Went to...

Went to Stir Crazy last night. It's been awhile since I've been there (a couple years). It was always my favorite Miami strip club so I was overdue for a visit. The girls tonight were ranging anywhere from 5's to 8's. Not much has changed, but I do remember the girls were a lot hotter on my previous visits. That being said, there are a lot of 7's and 8's to choose from. Almost all girls are hispanic/Latina, they come from all over like Cuba, Columbia, Puerto Rico, Venezuela, Peru, Brazil, etc. There where a few white girls but none of them were better than a 5 or 6. There was one black girl, she was really pretty but had kind of a dull personality. Decent dancer though.

There are two stages. A main stage that is surrounded by the bar, and a smaller stage surrounded by a smaller bar. Drink prices are suprisingly reasonable for a strip club, I was drinking grey goose straight on the rocks and they were only 5 bucks all night! There's a VIP room where friction dances are $25 each. BEST friction dances in Florida! I took a few different girls back there for LD's and the mileage varied but they all gave really good friction. Touching is allowed, both ways. There's a bouncer who kinda oversees the VIP area but he didn't some to care what was going on, he was probably there just for safety of the girls (rightfully so). There was a lot of mileage going on but he didnt seem to have a problem with it lol.

There are a few regular girls I recognized, Linda, Milly, and Myra are 3 I'd recommend. They give great dances, genuinely love to have a good time and are actually fun to sit down and have a conversation with. The only thing that gets annoying is after EVERY girl gets off stage she goes around the room asking for a tip. It's like every few minutes a girl is asking for a dollar or more. There were even some girls who I didn't even see dancing on stage walking around asking for tips. It gets really annoying, but it's not like you have to tip every girl when she's done dancing.

Champagne Rooms: Are $150 for the room, and whatever you negotiate with the girl for a half hour. (Usually between $200 - $300) They are small but comfortable, a couch and a table, and are very dark and private. I've heard people complain about the champagne rooms because the doorway has beads instead of curtains, but the beads are so thick u can't see through them. If you connect with a girl and she feels comfortable with you, ask her about the champagne room, some girls won't go in there at all, but quite a few do. So here's some champagne room tips for you: if you see a girl you like, get a couple private dances with her. The mileage you get in the VIP room will give u an good idea idea of the mileage you'll get in the CR. If you're not sure what a girl will or won't do in the champagne room, just flat out ask her. I've never seen or heard of a bait and switch at this place. I've been to the Champagne room here many times here and although I won't get into details, I have never left unsatisfied.