I don't even know where to...

I don't even know where to start. I have been to some nice strips in the md, but not in southern. This was my first and last time visiting mile high. My husband and I went to this club for our night out hoping to get turned, instead my husband lost complete interest in sex. Altogether for the night. There was no lady on the stage under two hundred pounds, the drinks were undrinkable and totally expensive. I must say the 20.00 my husband and I and 20.00 spent on drinks was bascially a charity donation I can't write off on my taxes.