Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

This is probably the best club...

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engine1974
Jun 1, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

This is probably the best club in the entire country! I went on a thursday after work, got there about 5, let me get the bad out of the way first....Mandatory $7 valet parking which means at least 8 or 9 with a tip, but I wouldn't want to leave my car in an unsecure lot in this area. The doormen are friendly however, they insist on walking you to a table or booth, and if you want a booth its gonna cost $20, Drinks are quite high, a glass of coke was $7.75 plus tip, and the bathroom is way too cramped especially with the wierd attendant thats always in there who only gives two very thin paper towels to dry your hands, I have never been a fan of bathroom attendants, it is a unncessary function for me.

Enough bad though.....between 5 - 7 they had five girls at a time going, two on main stage, two on side and one at bar, it wasn't until 6:45 that I saw the same girl twice on stage...Then at 7 pm they have the review where both day and night girls are all on stage, there must have been 50 girls up there. Out of the 50 girls 40 were very good looking. I don't get much out of dances so I did not get any but my friends both got some and were very satisfied with them. There was a dancer who I think her name was Fox that I would have been tempted, but her along with many other dancers sit with the same customer all night, they are probably regulars who spend a lot of money. The dancers here for the most part accept a "no" when asking for a dance, and none of them asked any of us to buy them a drink, I like the low hustle factor.

My only other complaint is the girls who either only pull back there bra and don't take it fully off or those who wear full bottoms instead of thongs on stage.

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