what can i say? nothing good!...

what can i say? nothing good!

this is the bottom of the barrel of akron strip clubs! ugly club, filthy, holes in the walls and ceiling, smokey, and you have to pay a 10 dollar cover charge to be greeted by and have your senses assualted by the mess inside! people talk about how bad the men's room at jen's den is. well jen's men's room is a sterile enviornment compared to the men's room at flashdance! there was piss on the floor five feet away from the toilet and urinal, i slipped and almost fell when i walked in and the urinial was clogged because some asshole had actually taken a dump in it, IN THE URINAL! the stench was overpowering and this was early in the afternoon with only a couple customers inside, i wonder how nasty the men's room would be when the club is busy, if it ever is.

for the most part the dancers (and the term dancers barely applies here) were as nasty looking as the club! there was one at maybe a 4, and the other three or four wouldn't even rate a 2, pathetic! i was approached by four of them as i sipped my coke(?)(essentially three dollars for a cup of ice and brown syrup) and fended them all off except i decided to take a chance and bought a bar dance from the maybe 4. fairly tall, dark hair in a ponytail, big titties, bigger stomach, i don't recall if she said her name, good thing for her because she allowed zero contact with her fully clothed dance while she tried to upsell me into the couch area. the zero contact was a blessing in disguise as i could smell her unwashed body order when she leaned in close to me, gross! there was no way i was going to go to the couches with this pig!

so i have to ask, how the hell does flashdance stay open? why would anyone go and spend their money here when there are several other cleaner clubs with better women in the area?

i know i won't again!