This club's a real yawner. There...

This club's a real yawner. There were almost no customers or dancers when I got in here. The drinks were outrageously expensive. Strippers were mostly mediocre looking. One girl tried to talk me into going to the VIP room but the prices were astronomical: $500 for an hour, plus $250 for the bar tab. That's ok, I don't drink I said so we can skip the bar tab. No, no, you pay that whether you order drinks or not. Yeah, but $750 is still freakin' high for one hour. Oh, but they drive you back to your hotel in a limo afterward... whoppeee! Anyway this stripper was not impressed by my bad attitude and lack of class for arguing over money so she left. The next girl was a real hustler but too good looking to pass up on. Got 3 dances from her, which was all I needed. Normally I would rate a club higher than 6 if I had fun so easily: but something really bothered me about this club: the emptiness for the size, the hustling, the outrageous prices... Ultimately I felt I just got lucky to meet the one hot chick (and even then her tacky hustling was annoying), so I won't risk going back.