THE BASICS: Paved lot. Arrived at...

THE BASICS: Paved lot. Arrived at 4:30 p.m. on a Wednesday afternoon in April and stayed until 6:30. $5 cover taken by the bartender. About 3 patrons and 5 dancers at the time. I drank beer for about $4 each(?). They did not sell liquor or wine, but apparently you can bring your own liquor. $20 lap dances, plus more expensive options available. This is a pasty club per local codes, so they have little stickers on their nipples. Bottoms stay on.

THE LAYOUT: Large stage in center with plastic lighted poles on each end. Steps at several places for customers to walk up an get a little closer when tipping. Everything is black lights, so dress accordingly (white shirt will be very loud). Padded chairs and cocktail tables everywhere. $20 dances occurred in a medium-sized square room (20x20?) outlined with old padded seating. There are apparently other options (VIP), but I found no reason to venture beyond the $20 room b/c of the dancer quality.

THE DANCERS: Three white dancers: one cute youngin, one older "fabricated" hottie, and another I didn't interact with. A couple black dancers, one of which was really sexy. The girls' attitude was one of just hanging out waiting for people to arrive.