Believe the hype. I've been...

Believe the hype. I've been to clubs where the rules take away all the fun, and I've been to clubs where you can get anything you're looking for so long as you shell out a few benjamins. Mons is the best strip club. It's small, the dances are out in the open, but when you have one of these girls on your lap you don't care. I was amazed that Mons 10-1 on a Tuesday had better girls than the clubs I went to in NOLA on Friday and Saturday. Every girl agrees to 3 songs for $60, and that's a fair price for an amazing dance. I'm itching to get on I-75 and go back.