This is actually a composite review...

This is actually a composite review based upon a few visits during the last 6 weeks.

This club is very odd. It feels like a parody of a strip club rather than the real thing. Garish neon, worn down décor and a bathroom that was really just a closet with two urinals, a toilet stall and a sink all scrunched into a space smaller than most peoples' home bathrooms. Now add to this a metal detector and patdown, an odd assortment of girls and music that can only be described as hard core ghetto and one has all the makings of a true dive.

But more about the girls: They are an even mix of chunky black girls and an odd assortment of white girls. The black girls are essentially the same – young, pretty and chunky. The white girls, however, are a spectacle. First, I came to learn that the hottest girl in the place is 46, though she looks damned good. Then, of course, there are a few young, pretty girls with some padding. Finally, there is a mother/daughter team, with the mother looking like a old, rail thin crack addict and a daughter who might have actually been considered hot if not for a serious wandering eye and some slight buck teeth. All that is missing from this motley assortment is a midget and a bearded lady.