Dancing Bare
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10338 Aurora Ave N Seattle, WA 98133

After reading a number of reviews...

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donboy
Apr 12, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

After reading a number of reviews I decided to check it out myself. I know the entrance was via a porn shop, and I walked in after another older guy who was trying to get a veteran's discount (didn't happen). While waiting I noticed they guy behind the counter had on a rolled up stocking hat and bulging eyes and reminded me of a cartoon character, I think from Disney) of a little boy that was jumping and down (Fantasia?). Anyway, he then started talking with another dude who had his back to me, then turned around. Holy crap! This guy may have had a bath in the last decade: dirty long black hair with some grey, filthy blue windbreaker, yellow fingernails with a thumb nail extending about an inch beyond the fingertip. Yep. This place exuded class, all of it third.

Throwing caution to the wind, I paid my $10 and went in. Okay, it wasn't as bad inside as I had anticipated. Lots of mirrors made it look bigger than it was. There were three dancers, Teresa, a young girl with tats and smallish boobs, and Janika. I had known Teresa from old Honey's and Janika from both Honey's and Rick's. She promised me the same calibre of dances from back then, so I took her up and headed to the private dance area that really wasn't all that bad.

Well, the old, roundish "DJ" & soda provider kept popping in and disrupting things. Janika kept looking for him, and when she started giving a good time, she would suddenly stop. It was NOT worth the money. I left with blue balls and a wallet much lighter. Doubt I'll ever go back in the night. I hear another old favorite is sometimes dancing during the days, so perhaps I'll give it one more chance. I was pretty disappointed.

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