Haven't been in the 5th Alarm...

Haven't been in the 5th Alarm in years and now I remember why. The place is cleaner, but a metal detector greets you on the way inside, not that anyone other than a blind man would try to kidnap the dancers in the bar. Parking around the bar is always a problem and there are a lot of bums in the area, so lock up.

Had a diet coke, with tip $5.00. There were four dancers, the best one a latin beauty a decent 6 did her stage bit and nothing else, showed no interest in the few patrons in the bar, a chunky 4 was pretty aggresive on stage and on the floor, but seemed strungout. A black dancer also a 4 was also very available she gave the best show on stage too, never did get her name but she was friendly. Bouncer seemed friendly, but stayed close to the infamous metal detector and door for the most part. Overall not a very good take and even for Springfield hardly a worthwhile venture. Better off going to the Mardi Gras. I may visit the 5th Alarm again in a few more years, but no time soon, it seems to always be the worst of the Springfield strip clubs.