Every year a bunch of my...

Every year a bunch of my friends come to Dallas for a weekend blowout. Mostly its a big party at my house all weekend, but we always start off the party Thursday night at the Clubouse.

Sure, there are better strip clubs, but the clubhouse is a tradition and they play the kind of metal music we like to listen to.

We rolled in at 8:00 and the place had not really started hopping yet, which was cool because we got a great table. The cover charge was $10, which is cheaper than it used to be. We also got a tub of ice for all our BYOB booze: Bottle of Jager and 2 cases of various beer.