I live just 15 Minutes from...

I live just 15 Minutes from the club and frequently stop by on my way home. There is never a parking fee and there is a security guard in a golf cart watching your car. He also makes sure you do not park at the Jamaican restaurant before the close. If you get there before 8pm you will not pay the $5 cover and if you buy a drink before 8pm you will get a plastic octagonal chip good for a second drink also before 8pm. The best girls are there on a saturday afternoon although it seems like they have very flexible shifts as I have seen some of the same girls during day and night. I have gone to know some of the girls quite well and they always come over to say hi and talk to me without any pressure. As I get to know the girls better they automatically increase the proverbial "mileage" as stated throught this site. The variance is unbelievable. At times I have left this club totally pissed off and I have left this club totally exausted from 3 consecutive half hour sessions at *lil Abner's* with one particular girl at this club that is driving me insane." As for the "mileage," she is a nuclear power plant under the hood. I am actually trying to avoid her as she sticks to me like crazy glue if she sees me in the club. The last thing I need is another stripper for a girlfriend. I have had my heart put in a blender once and that was enough... I also owe her some money. Imagine that, a stripper that will give you credit terms. Unheard of!!! Anyway, I'm sorry about my ramblin... Since I am a regular at this place I will type up some tips for the newbies and out-of-towners.

Tip #1: There is a Washington Mutual Bank, a Walgreens, and a Publix Supermarket accross the street if you need cash and want to avoid the hefty indoor ATM fee. Hint: buy a bottle of water at walgreens with your ATM card and get cash back. No fee and you get to drink the water.

Tip #2: If you don't want some drunk guy in the parking lot pissing on your car, park on the opposite corner at Norman's Billiards. Same owner for both clubs so you will not get towed. Believe me, it is worth the walk. You are less likely to get blocked in also.