This is kind of a difficult...

This is kind of a difficult review to write, because I had a pretty lousy experience for most of my visit. I was visiting on "Disco Night" which was somewhat fun, even if some of the girls decided "disco" meant dressing in just any kind of 70s wear and the DJ was spinning a mix of real disco and stuff like Bob Seger.

On the floor girls mostly avoided me all night. Not sure why, since I was dressed upper middle-income (slacks, button-down, above-average watch). Perhaps it was because I was sitting beside one of the three satellite stages, but honestly when I got there I didn't even notice as there were no girls dancing there and even later it wasn't routinely stocked. Maybe I should have moved.

A blonde with knockout looks was the first to approach. Her name was Cali and she asked to sit. We had probably one of the most boring conversations ever for about ten minutes. Topics included how she had traveled all over the US, she lived in Myrtle but wouldn't strip there, she prefers the old owners of this place (formerly known as Thee Dollhouse) because they catered to an upper-class clientle while the current girls danced to rap songs with profanity, and that she was wearing a traditional stripper evening gown because she thought the disco theme was stupid. Then she asks for a private dance. Even though she seemed miserable to be working there, especially on this night, and had no connection with me, I felt we talked so long I'd just pay the $30 for a lap in the VIP. It was predictably robotic.