Went to Porthole Pub on Saturday...

Went to Porthole Pub on Saturday afternoon. Noticed a beautiful lady across from the bar. Later found out that she was a dancer. I watched a couple of dancers perform on stage. They looked good. Then the lady staring at me went on stage. She put on a performance of a great porpotions. She climbed to the top of the pole. She was so high I feared for her safety. She drew multiple guys that paid her. I jumped up on stage and gave her twenty bucks. After that I sat back down and sipped on a few more beers. She never told me her name or approached me for a lap dance. Too bad she didn't. Because, I turned down a lap dance from an absolutely gorgeous dancer named Britany waiting for the previous one. She was a young black lady that was stacked with ocean blue eyes. Overall, not a bad place for a bachelor to visit.