My wife planned a surprise birthday...

My wife planned a surprise birthday getaway to the Crazy Horse Too in Gonzales after seeing the billboards. I checked them out here and online so I was modestly hopeful that we would have a good time. We arrived just in time for the feature dancer Rachelle Laree who was awesome. She was undoubtably the best exotic dancer we had ever seen up close. We sat down close to the stage as she put on quite show. After she left the stage a heavily tattoed hot brunette shot girl came up to us. I bought some for the three of us and she started with my wife. Putting the tube between her ample tits, she had my wife go in for it. Not to be out done, my wife unzipped her Charlie's Angels-type body suit to put a tube between her boobs for the shot girl. The evening was going great. Then the dancer all got on stage for the 2 for 1 lapdances. I am very forgiving as far as looks go, my wife less so. Irregardless, neither of us could find a girl that was hot. Any club can have an off night and I hope that this was the case here but I can only judge by what I saw and it was not a pretty sight, literally. I do not believe the shot girls gave lap dances or I would have scooped her up in a second. There were at least three other couples there and we both liked the comfort and friendliness of all. The drinks were good and prices reasonable but they have to get one or two hotter girls. As I said earlier, perhaps it was a off night and if I was in the area I would probably stop in to see if was any different but I did not see any of the girls who were on their website at the club. I know enough not to be fooled by advertisements but this wasn't even close to what I expected to find there. Considering how the evening began it was a bit of a shock.