I am not a seasoned...

I am not a seasoned vet when it comes to strip clubs, but I've been to a few. We went here on Feb 8th,2011 at around 9p.m. Driving to the club you can tell that its not the best part of town, but if you know New Orleans, it's not the worst either. The parking lot had good lighting and cameras everywhere, I'm cautious when I go there and I felt safe walking to the door from our truck. The bouncer waiting for us was a really nice guy and joined in when we started ball breaking one of the guys with us. $8 bucks to get in, that's cheaper than some of the regular clubs ( not strip) I've been too, plus we all got a free drink. We walk in and it is set up a little differently than the clubs I've been to in the past, so that was a plus. Not the same old song and dance. The bar/stage is in a S type formation, the girls enter from behind the curtain and dance around the S which is two separate bars areas, and finish back at the curtain. The lighting was great and the club wasn't packed so when the fresh meat walked in, us, the girls noticed. We had just eaten dinner, so I was still a little full and I was still a little sober. This is where I was impressed, so I sit at the bar with my buddies ( 3 of us, and the 4th showed up later) and order our drinks. 1st) Our bartender, whom I got to know over the course of the night due to my many many many purchases, was THE MAN!! He was the younger of the 2 that I remember working, one at each station, and this dude was GREAT!! He is one of those bartenders that if you take care of him, he'll be your boy all night, not a dick that just breaks conversation with his buddy to grab you a beer and then blow you off. At the same time he won't blow off someone else for you, you got to wait, not long, but his service is equal to everyone, unless you're a douche. 2nd) We weren't swarmed by the dancers, once they saw us get settled in and started checking out the talent, they made there move. Now it'll get a little one sided, the only 2 names I remember of the night are the bartender and the dancer that got me, hook line and sinker. She is a blond and was dressed in a Little Boy Peep out fit that night. I'm a sucker for blonds and tits, she had that and more, as I would find out later. She comes up to me and starts chatting me up, instantly she knew I was a little out of my element and still sober, she didn't put on any pressure for shots or dances. Instead she hung out with us and soon, her best friend as she called her, came to join us. She to is a hot little blond, kinda tatted up, not my thing but my buddy was all over it. That was the really cool thing about this place, there is a girl for every man/woman's taste. From huge tits to no tits, black or white or different races, red heads to blonds, and everything in between. It is a buffet of gorgeous woman, and a few fugly one's too, but don't they all have them?! Like I said earlier, it's been a while since I have been to strip club, so I was a little unsure of what I was going or not going to do. Bo Peep ( not her stage name, due to the rules) was a champ, she hung out with me and chatted me up while I was trying to get as much liquid courage in me without looking like a frat boy or something. This whole time she could have been working, given it was a little slow, but she hung in there and never hinted that I wasn't giving her any money. She asked once about some shots and accepted my answer of give me a few more beers first. Once I had enough beers to start shooting, it was on!!! I'm the guy that likes to find a girl that is attractive, but isn't an idiot or so hopped up on something she can't think. I want to get to know the girl and shoot the shit for a little bit. If I got to pay to keep from losing the girl I like then so be it, that night I was off the hook and she hung out for free. The one time when I felt that Bo Peep and her buddy might have felt they were wasting there time I gave them each a $20. They thought I wanted dances, which I didn't at that moment they stayed by us the rest of the night, and made a lick! So we sat there, me, Bo Peep, her buddy, and one of my buddies and knocked down goldshlauger, don't have a clue how to spell it, 100 proof cinnamon. My other buddy was going through the other girls one after another. I'm getting loose and start looking for the VIP room, well there are 3 different rooms. One is a $20 a dance room, I think it's more like a walled in area with no private booths. Next is the VIP rooms, $30 a song, with private booths, no curtain or door however. Then there is the "Party Room", $150 for a half hour, per girl. Add about $40 bucks a customer, it seems like a good room for a bachelor party or a group of guys that don't want to deal with the rest of the club. There are doors and the bouncers check in from time to time. The girls know this check in timing, so they know when to settle down and when to turn up the heat. When I finally decided it was time to "disappear" for a little bit, Bo Peep had to get on the S for her run, which made it even better for me, I got to check her out before really dropping a lot of cash.

I'm not the guy who treats these woman like whores, not all guys do, but they're out there. I'm not judging the guys who do, however I grew up to respect woman. That's probably why I have a harder time forgetting the girl who makes an impression on me? I guess the way I look at it, let me find a girl that does it for me, let's get to know each other and hang out, if she's a bitch or just doesn't do it for me, I'll cut her loose and enjoy the stage shows. If we hit it off, we'll hang out all night, she's going get paid well and I leave with another good night and good story for the camp. I'm also married, wife is cool with me hitting a strip club and I guess cause I don't do it often it's never been an issue. I also know that I'm married, I'm not there to try to get laid, I'm there for a good time, with good friends, and great naked women! That's me, some of my friends, single or married are going in with one thing on there mind with know problem at how much it will cost, go for it if that's your deal.

So Bo Peep finishes up on stage and comes over for some more shots, we've moved on to patron, and my boy is hooking it up. We all know patron is high priced, great tequila, I can't afford to buy shots of that shit all night, and pay my girl, and whatever other costs show up. So my boy behind the bar, without me asking, pours one shot into 2 cups charges me for the one, $9 and everyone wins. We can drink patron all night like that, nobody gets stupid fucked up, and its a little easier to pay the tab knowing you're not dropping $20 bucks extra everytime your girl wants one. I forgot to mention the longnecks are $4 a pop, which isn't bad at all. Anyway, we make our way to the VIP room for some alone time, and Bo Peep doesn't waste any time getting down to business! Let's say I wasn't disappointed at ALL, I didn't know what the touching rules were and when I asked her, she said she'll let me know if I crossed any lines. AMAZING, truly awesome time back there, I didn't want to go back to the bar. Before we went back there, I had my mind made up that I was doing the party room. As we walked over there I asked her which was better for her and me, she said we should go the VIP route because it was just the 2 of us and at that point I really didn't give a shit if we ended up in the bathroom. Thing is, she has to pay rent on the rooms, she pays less for the VIP room and you're paying by the song. If it turns out you aren't having a good time with your girl you can bounce and aren't stuck for a room you used for 10 minutes but paid for 30.

The DJ wasn't always hollering on the mic, the music wasn't too loud either. Bathrooms were clean and very updated, the whole place was a nice place to hang out. The crowd was a mixed group of salesmen, business types, and bluecollar and younger guys, 18-26. I noticed a few shady guys, but overall not the trashy trouble starting gangsta wannabes. Everyone was doing there thing and having a good time.

I'm in my early 30's and have been to strip clubs about 20-30 times, there is one time that I will always remember and never be able to top no matter what. This night, ties the other one!!! I had one of those unforgettable nights, with an unforgettable woman!!! She made my night, shit maybe my year!!! If anyone wants a good time without paying out the ass this is the place to be, you won't be disappointed!!! If you see Bo Peep, blond from up north, tell her she got me, I haven't been able to get her off my mind since I woke up the next morning, it's driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!