After a previous visit on a...

After a previous visit on a Tuesday night which was so sub par, it was unfathomable. I came back after midnight on a Friday and the club was crowded with an energetic atmosphere, but the girls were in pathetic shape. I define pathetic shape as stretch marks, cellulite and general chubbiness; all a huge issue at Tootsie's. I have to stress what I articulated in my last review - the manager needs to hire women that are in shape. It is south Florida god dammit. The lap dances are fairly liberal here though, so I can't complain too much about those if you really feel like touching all that wobble and in turn pay your hard-earned money for it. The intensity of the place and the pure size of it might be enough for some people to have an excellent time. The lack of talent reflects in the lameness of the clientele. You will not find any corporate American high rollers at this place. They wouldn't want to be seen in public with these chicks younger than their daughters' daughters, and twice as heinous. I fear I will have nightmares trying to fall asleep tonight....