I spent two or three hours...

I spent two or three hours here during the month of October. I've been here a couple times previously. No cover charge is a plus. The beer was a rip off as it is at all clubs, though not as bad as at Diamonds in Mississauga. There always seems to be at least ten dancers here, which is a good thing. The music is blasted way too loud, yes, even for a strip club. The dancers offer a good selection. Personally, I find Nelly to be hot. She's been there for at least two years. She's Hungarian or Romanian or some eastern European former Communist country. There's also a blonde from Montreal, whose name escapes me at the moment, who is the real professional about the place. She's very approachable and can read a customer's wishes in a subtle but direct way, which is good for both customer/provider's business. A spacious smoking area corraled out back. Bouncers are friendly, but not anywhere near as professional as at The Manor/The Body Shoppe in Guelph. A good trip is to hit The Hamilton Strip followed by The Body Shoppe with a finale of Roxanne's in Kitchener. I'd rather go to London and do The Beef Baron, Solid Gold and Flesh Gordon's, but if you want some variety and travel, the former route can be fun. And besides, London is a depressing city, even compared to Hamilton. At least two of the stage dancing girls, ignoring the freelancers, will be hot at this joint.