Friday night, and every thing seemed...

Friday night, and every thing seemed hopping at this place. Sure, the bouncers are way protective, but I like knowing I'm not going to get shivved. Anyway, I'm there for ten minutes and I get the obligatory red bull (one drink minimum) and I watch this amazing 9 on stage going full nude. Just then this amazing girl sits in my lap (mercedes) and I'm in heaven. She's young, I'm young, I'm thinking this is truly going to be amazing.

So I wait.. and hear stories about her apartment and her cat and her boyfriend and her new car. I'm serious, I mean I'm all in for a good conversation before the dance, but there's an emphasis on GOOD. So this goes on for something like 30 minutes and sometimes I can't take my eyes off of the gorgeous dancers I'm missing on stage but she just keeps going as if she doesn't care who she's talking to. Finally a break comes up and I ask if she wouldn't mind giving a dance and she says "we have all night, baby" SERIOUSLY!!! Finally, I had to fake getting a text and say my friend got into a car crash. I left without spending a dime, which is good...and bad...