I have heard about Bogarts for...

I have heard about Bogarts for years, and so I decided to check it out. Parking is free, which should please those who hate valet fees. But there is a cover charge of $5, even during the day.

When I walked in, a fat young woman was dancing topless on the bar. There should be a law against a girl that fat working as a stripper. Three or four other dancers were sitting around with customers. All the dancers were heavy and had a lot of tattoos. The customers also seemed sketchy, and a couple of them didn't look very clean. This is definitely not an upscale club.

I got a beer for $6.50 and sat there trying not to watch the stripper's belly fat. I hoped an attractive girl would appear, but no such luck. No dancer was better than a 3.