As with most of these off...

As with most of these off the highway rest stops, the talent is very unpredictable. A lot methed out zombies that just make you feel bad for them. But there's usually a few winners in the mix. I went to Northern X on a Saturday and it looked like a night for the locals. Tons of regulars in the crowd but I was able to catch the attention of one the funnest dancers I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. Sadly, I can't remember her name.

She did a set on stage that ended with her nude. When she finished, she walked off stage, still naked and walked right up to me making some seriously sexy eye contact. Funny how after a night of looking at pussy, such a simple thing can be such a turn on. She opened my knees as I sat on my chair and stood there staring down at me. She paused for a moment and without saying a word she grabbed both of my hands and placed them right on her c cupped tits, then leaned in to my ear and asked in a whisper, "how bout a dance."

Now, that's salesmanship.