I went to the Déjà Vu...

I went to the Déjà Vu after a long hiatus to see if this place has gotten any better. Unfortunately, it hasn’t. With a free admission pass or card, they still charge you to get in, only the cover gets reduced. This is a juice club, no alcohol is served and anyone over 18 can enter. The clientele is mostly groups of younger men lounging around, with a few older PL regulars. They lowered their dance prices down to $15 for topless, but with very minimal one-way contact, these dances are still a ripoff. Nude dances are done in the “platinum rooms” and will run you $50/15 minutes, $100/half hour, and $200/full hour. There are cameras in the closet-like rooms and, once again, contact is one-way and very minimal, not far off from an air dance. They try to spur business by frequently offering 2 for $20 topless dances. Most guys were only getting lappers during blue light shopping. Mondays are $10 dances all day. There is a table-like barrier preventing you from getting close to the stage to tip, apparently some kind of five-foot rule is in effect here. The music was pop and rock, and the DJ was not overly annoying.

There were about twenty girls working. There was only one that I would have wanted to fuck, an 8, and she was a new girl, so she’ll probably be moving on to ESL eventually. I’d say the girls average out at about a 4-5 here. Lots of girls in their late 20’s and 30’s that need to hang up the g-string. Still others reeked of cigarettes, had lots of distracting birthmarks, or were Skeletor look-alikes. The upsell was bad here. I was told by a dancer I took to the back that I could touch her anywhere but the boobs and between the legs. I got in the back and lightly grazed the outside of her thigh, and she freaked out on me even though she said a minute earlier that was okay to do. I was told by another dancer that girls get fined if they go too intimate with a customer, whatever that means. They are paranoid about LE here. This is the lowest mileage club I’ve ever been to. The bench I sat on was dirty and had a wet spot. I hope I wasn’t sitting in another guy’s jizz. Another major problem I have with this club is that they try and make you buy girls drinks every time they sit down with you. No thanks. Apparently, each girl needs to sell a certain number of drinks or her payout goes up.

The best thing this place had going for it was bringing in a pornstar for one weekend every month. They had some hot ones too—Ashton Moore, Trina Michaels, Brooke Haven, Audrey Bitoni. It actually gave people a reason to come here; talk to a pornstar and get your picture taken with her for a fee. No feature has come through since December of 2009.