Made a Christmas eve visit to...

Made a Christmas eve visit to Harem House. While sitting at a table there, I wasn't visited by the three ghosts of Christmas past but I was visited by the three types of strippers I like the least. The first girl who came to my table was large and unattractive and sat down next to me and wouldn't leave even though I made no attempt to be friendly. Finally she asked me if I wasn't talking to her because I was high on drugs. No darling, it will just eventually penetrate your thick skull that I'm not interested in talking to you and then you'll leave! The second girl who came to my table was a new girl who gave me a table dance that was so rough that she almost knocked me out of my chair. The third girl who came to my table had an unpleasant aroma emanating from her nether regions that became apparent as soon as she got close to me. It's experiences like this that make me want to give up my strip clubbing hobby and take up something a little more pleasant.