I grew up next to the...

I grew up next to the Fort Worth Baby Dolls. I've been there more than a couple of times. It's one of the smallest dives I've ever been to, and sort of expected the same from the Dallas location.

Jesus Christ, it's like the owners of Baby Dolls said, "Okay, everything the original is? Let's do the opposite." It's huge, and I do mean huge. If this place ever goes out of business, the building could be sold for a department store. The women are gorgeous, with a lot of variety (and some old familiar faces from the Fort Worth location as well). There's no smoking, so you won't leave smelling like an ash tray, either.

I got a dance from a small Asian girl named Adrienne (I'm unsure if she's Filipina or southeast Asian and worried it was rude to ask) - sweet woman, a lot of fun to hang out with, and a nice dance. The dance area is a section behind the main stage, secluded from the rest of the club. When I was there, it was empty except for us, another customer and the dancer he was with. Quite shocking considering how packed the club is.