Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

How this club is top 10...

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bassbust1
Dec 22, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

How this club is top 10 is beyond me. It is like the Wal Mart of strip joints. It is too big and there is no quality here...none! I went on a Tuesday night. Saw about 50 dancers. They were all in their early twenties and they all had cellulite, without exception. The cocktail waitresses were downright fat and I was fairly disgusted. If you have saggy breasts and cellulite at that age, you are in trouble. In addition to this, the bartender didn't know how to make a Black Russian. Seriously! Management here needs to get their girls in the gym badly. It is south florida, a tan and a boob job might help the majority out as well. Striptease is not even happening here. Girls just go on stage with their pussy already showing and just do their pole tricks. If that's your thing you might be able to stand this place. Went straight to Solid Gold afterward about 20 miles north. It was like heaven in comparison. (see separate review). Puzzled when I left. Couldn't believe the club is so popular.

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