I went to Penthouse on a...

I went to Penthouse on a Saturday afternoon to celebrate the end of finals. I got in early enough that there wasn't a cover, but there also weren't very many customers and/or dancers. Dancers ranged from 6's to 9's but it seemed the 6's were the ones who would talk to the guys. I got dances from two ladies, the first was a cute and HEAVILY tatooed brunette who hung out and talked for a long while and then gave a satisfactory but not great lapdance. The second one also hung out for a little bit and before we went up to the private dance area she asked if I played. I said I did and she quoted me a decent price for a BBBJ. The problem was she couldn't count and claimed we were there for two songs longer than we actually were. I paid to avoid trouble, but this seems to be par for the course at this club. Expensive drinks, great atmosphere, wonderful privacy for extras, but you're going to pay for all of it. Oh, and the REALLY pretty ones were pretty standoffish. I wonder if you have to be a regular.