AK Bush Co was my first...

AK Bush Co was my first strip club experience 20 years ago. At the time I thought it was the greatest thing in the world. The girls were hot, the club was almost always busy, and I thought $50 was a lot of money to spend in an evening. That was then.

Flash forward to 2010. I've been to at least a hundred other clubs across the country and on two other continents. I'm a seasoned clubber. I've seen them all, from the seedy shacks in industrial towns to Bourbon Street to the red light districts in Europe to the glitz of Vegas and L.A. The Bush Co has changed, and I have most definitely changed.

Bush Co used to be an all nude no booze club, now it has a topless only side with drinks as well as a non-alcoholic nude side. I warmed up on the topless side with some beer and table dances, then moved on to the nude side looking for some real action. I found none. Anywhere. The lap dances used to look like all that from a distance when I couldn't afford even one. Now I know what it is to have a great lap dance and Bush Co ain't it. All air, no joy. Also the quality of the girls has gone from good to average at best. Even the stage dancing left me cold.