Visions
4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

Made my latest trip to Visions...

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VoodooMan
Dec 7, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Made my latest trip to Visions yesterday. Arrived about 11:30am. The club had only been open for 30mins. There were 11 girls on duty and I was the only customer. Upon arrival I grabbed my "free" beer (the one you get for paying the $4 cover charge) and sat back as the first girl of the day hit the stage. Immediately Bubbles recognized me and came for a visit. She's always a fun visit (although a bit talkative with her take on world events) and after about 20 minutes of small talk she asked if I was ready. After checking to make sure I was, she led me to the VIP area. Private booth for $30 per song. As usual this was a very fun trip. As she explained to me, "I like to treat my customers the same way I'd treat my man!" She does. I recommend you spend time with Bubbles.

Next I was approached by a VERY cute, thin black girl. Can't remember her name, but she was dressed in a sexy Santa-type suit. She sat on my lap, provided some stick shifting, and promised a lot of fun in the back. Really pushing the VIP area. After some discussion we settled on the $20 "not-so-private" area. Dance was fair, nothing special, a little contact. She asked if I wanted another and I said I was fine. I stood to wait on her to dress and she asked if I'd like to tip her. Again, I said I was fine. This did not sit too well with her, although she didn't say anything more. But the silent treatment said a lot. For an extraordinary dance, I'll tip and I'll tip well. But for just another performance with not much put into it, I think the usual fee is fine. I tip for effort, but (pet peeve!) I don't like being asked to.

After returning to my seat, I was approaced by many more dancers. Saw my old friend Olivia (what a great girl to chat with) but she was with another regular. Next to sit with me was Holly. What a GREAT, down-to-earth personality and an absolute BEAUTIFUL girl. Petite blonde with a KILLER body. First time I'd seen her here, but she also dances at Penthouse in the French Quarter. (Note: they don't employ any slouches at that establishment!) After some conversation she got called to the stage. Upon her finishing it was time for me to go. She came to say goodbye and promised a very good dance in the back. After discussing, we decided on one $20 dance before I left. We arrived there to find it very crowded. Long story short, we did 2 dances. They were INSANELY exciting. What a beautiful, sexy girl. After the first she asked if I wanted more. I was honest and told her that I'd love one, but I only had $40 total on me (to cover the last dance and the next if she wanted) and there would be no tipping added.) I left this up to her. She said she was fine with that and went for it. Mostly one-way contact (me to her), but it was great! I will definitely be back to see her with a little more money. I may even have to make the expensive trip to the Quarter to see her at Penthouse.

All in all, another fun trip to Visions. Not the best I've ever been to, but it is one of the best in New Orleans...and the best for daytime. Again, if you go, I'd recommend Bubbles, Olivia, Holly, Athena and Stormy. Have fun and happy lapping!

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