Went with a buddy of mine...

Went with a buddy of mine as it doesn't appear to be in the safest of neighborhoods. The only "bouncer" on duty was the 70-some-odd granny at the door taking the cover charge. Don't be confused by the signs at the door though, this club is 18+ but didn't ID my friend or myself. The club itself on the inside is, as another reviewer said, "the type of place where myths and legends unfold, the types of stories told by friends in hushed tones accompanied by giggling." I'd have to agree. The entire bar has the seedy feel and look down, with black lights out in the open, beaten down pool tables, chairs that don't follow any one pattern, and literal writing on the walls. I didn't check the bathroom, but I didn't intend to either as there didn't seem to be one for customers. Music selection is dancers choice, most of the girls actually possessing some good taste for alt 90's billboards, selected off the machines seen in chain restaurants and college bars around the world. (I noticed in passing that it accepted singles and fives, with which gave me and my comrade no small amount of good humor.) The stage sits in a far back corner, though dancers come from off stage from a room near the entrance, so do not expect every lady to appear magically from behind the silver shimmery tassels. All in all not a bad place for what it is, and I view the club itself as more a place of ambiance instead of class and show.

The girls themselves! Sadly in the hour and a half that my compatriot and I were there (7:00 PM-8:30 PM) we only saw two girls, one appearing twice. All girls were up there for around 15-20 minutes (3-4 songs, lots of dance and remix), stripping little by little until by the last song they are bare all. We did encounter a 15 minute silence when we first entered, but I account that to us possibly being the first, and at that time only, customers there. (In that time though we did have a heart to heart with one girl who did not perform and the granny bouncer.) Beautiful in that girl-next-door kind of way. Evenly proportioned, all real small breasts, great toned bodies. The only thing not natural was hair color and skin color; one of our dancers was orange, another had purple and white hair. Bare skin or trimmed seemed to be the situation here, as well all dancers must have used the same body lotion (confirmed by my friend once we left). It was an odd sensation but nonetheless pleasant and soothing. Dancing was appropriately close, with all but one girl getting in your lap or in your face. On that note I will say that all of the girls but one (Sadie was her name, the same one that didn't get up close) were quite friendly. Sadie, the trouble girl, even stopped mid song once to pointedly look at my friend and I to place more money on the stage, right after we had done so! Suffice to say I did not pick her for a private dance. And finally, the private dances. I will not go into detail, but suffice to say that the $30 price tag is well worth every penny. The only negative to that is that the dances only last one song, so make sure to get your girl in their right as it starts or ask her to wait. Overall I have to say that I will be returning to Bottom's Up in the future, though will try the weekend to see what crew they have on call. Good price, good atmosphere, and great girls amounted to a fun time. My only caveat to this whole experience is to do bring a friend with you. I'm not quite sure I would've felt as comfortable going by myself without him. Make sure to visit but drink before hand as it is BYOB, and bringing in a red cup just isn't as cool as you may think.