Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Based on reviews I've read, this...

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scpatronone
Dec 5, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Based on reviews I've read, this seems to be the top place in the Detroit area for talent. And while I agree that there are many fine dancers there, I really would rate the talent just above average. First, there's a lot of silicone and that's just a total turn off for me. I don't even watch them when they're on stage. As for the rest, plenty of dancers ranging from not so hot to very attractive. I would rate the average dancer here a 7.

If you're not getting extras (which I'm not), the value here goes down. $7 to park, expensive drinks and food, and $25 for regular dance. I can see above average talent at a lot of other clubs where valet parking isn't required, normal dances are $20 or even $10 (Traffic Light any day or H8 on Monday or Bogart's on Tuesday), and food and drink less expensive.

Don't get me wrong, I like the club and will visit on occasion, but I'm going to spend more time frequenting clubs where my dollar goes further.

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