Stir Crazy is on the southern...

Stir Crazy is on the southern end of the Miami metropolitan area along US 1. The area is commercial, it appears to be a middle class area. Walking in, the bar area is to the right where the dancers dance inside the bar area on a small stage. I sat at the bar and watched as I drank my $3 Bud Light around 6:30 PM. Many fine Latinas were strolling around plying their trade. The music wasn't too loud, standard stripper rock. One thing that isn't very common in my experience were the lockers where people could store their "bottles" of liquor. These lockers were just inside the entrance on the way to the bar. There is a second bar towards the back of the club, but I didn't go back there. A friend joined me at the bar, and shortly thereafter, a dancer he knows, joined us and shortly thereafter one of her friends joined us and we talked for a bit before heading back to one of the VIP areas towards the front of the club. I am told there is a 2nd VIP area in the room with the 2nd bar, but I didn't go in there.

Dances are $25 apiece, my dancer was a brunette cutie with enhanced tits, my friend's dancer appeared to be a naturally big busted Latina. We waited until the song that was playing before she started her lap dances. Lots of 2 way contact with some mild stick shifting were on the menu. After 2 dances, I decided to stop and that's when the dancer tells me it was 3 dances. I disagreed and she consulted the bouncer who naturally concurred with the dancer. I refused to pay for a non-existent 3rd dancer and stated I'd leave. The bouncer backed down, I returned to my seat at the bar and talked with my friend when he got back. He left shortly thereafter, and I left shortly after him. Will I go back? Not likely, the bar is too far south in the Miami area, I favor the northern clubs. It isn't a bad place, just too far.