For some reason this was a...

For some reason this was a slow night. I ended up trying the champagne room for the first time. Before I get into that, let me say that it was a slow night. I had been there on a Sunday once before and there were a lot more dancers. My favorite bouncer was leaving (who I tip well, so he likes me), but he sat me next to a girl and said she'd take care of me. I'm sure she would have, but I wasn't that into her looks. The bartender asked me twice if I wanted to buy her a drink (if you've read the reviews, you know that it's $30 a drink for the girls). I said 'no' both times, but it was slow and the girl didn't leave, so that was nice of her. To her credit, she was very nice and cool. Also, I'll only buy a drink from a girl I know will rub my junk through my pants while we talk. I'm a dick like that, but $30 for just a drink? Though I'm sure I could have got this girl to do that, she wasn't my type. Then I see a brunette dancing that I met and liked a previous time. Very hot body, nice face. Now, I had heard from a dancer that the champagne room could be done for $200 instead of $300. Apparently that's an unadvertised deal, but it's only for 30 min and a half-bottle of champagne, instead of an hour and full bottle. That was fine for me. So, we take the elevator up after I pay the bar for the champagne. There's an unattractive hostess who takes me up in the elevator and she expects a tip, there's a bouncer who who wants $20 to face the other way and watch the game, and then the girl wants $100. I didn't have change for the hostess, but told her I would get her after, so she sticks around for 5 minutes to be annoying because I didn't pay her. The dancer then gives $20 of what I gave her to the bouncer. So, know this, there is NO private booth up there. It looks just like a nice bar upstairs (much nicer than downstairs). We take the corner booth and it's a little awkward cause you see there's a camera (but the girl says it can't see the corner booth). Yeah right, but I'm not famous, never will be, so who cares. Also, the bouncer could easily see us in the mirror if he wanted, and there's the fact that anyone else could come up if it weren't a slow night. So, I went into all this without knowing what she would do. She has me take it out and gives me a HJ. But, she wasn't very into it. As a younger, decent looking guy, I love it when strippers get really into it with me. Makes you feel good. So, honestly, I wouldn't go up there with her again due to the fact that she barely smiled. But, she had a 9 body and a 7.5 face, so it was fun nonetheless. She was just too robotic for me. Oh, and before I'm done, another bouncer comes up. I'm just like, "what the fuck?" Turns out he's her ex boyfriend's best friend. He just so happens to be a bouncer there. She was mortified, he was being a cock and wouldn't leave (cause he knew her and wanted to be a dick), but she wanted me to finish anyway. So, I did. But, hell that was awkward. Paid the hostess 4 bucks as I left. So, $324 was the full price to feel like a creep. I did have fun, cause I loved the look of the dancer and I had no idea she would offer me a HJ (it is Boston after all), but there's gotta be a better way. PM me if you want to know her name or if you have any questions.