To sum up this place in...

To sum up this place in one word, i would use the word "gross." Upon entering this place, i was patted down by the bouncer, which i did not mind because i prefer to feel safe in a club. $5 cover was a good deal. The first girl that approached me had a speech impediment, a lazy eye, a spare tire and was completely disgusting. There were 3 girls that were pretty hot, but the rest i wouldn't want anywhere near me. The lap dances were ok, nothing special. The lap dance area was right near the DJ and were simple cheap chairs near the wall. The dances were $10 and all the girls that i would want a lap dance from were fairly busy. The drink prices were pretty awesome. I believe the bar tender made a mistake on our first round because she charged us only $3 for two beers, but the next time was $6 for two beers. If you speak spanish, it would be a plus here. I would say skip this club for something better, but the strip club scene in chicago is pretty awful so this may be as good as it gets.