So I found myself in northern...

So I found myself in northern Michigan dealing with some business in the middle of nowhere and was in the mood for a titty bar. Found this place online and drove out into the countryside until I found it. Place was ok, the girls that were working were all-natural and moderately attractive. Drinks were reasonably priced. I got a few private $20 dances and they were strictly hands off. These north-woods chicks stick by the rules and the dances were simply not worth it. Highlight of the night was when an off-work dancer came in, super drunk, and started groping patrons. Unfortunately, that was the only real action. I won't repeat.