Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

I was in Orlando on business...

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traveler7
Nov 17, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I was in Orlando on business and TUSCL made it clear that Orlando was a drag and I should go to Cocoa Beach/Cape Canaveral. Started at Cheaters which was a dump..talent a 6 at best so I went back to Lido which I had passed on the way. A nice club with about 20 girls at 7 PM which I learned was day shift + night shift. Was nursing my drink (which the bartender remembered all night) when a beautiful, tall, thin beach-bunny blonde walked by. We connected and I was on my way to one of the best club nights ever! I've spent many hours at clubs in Connecticut and had hundreds of dances but Laura was just unbelievable. She said she was on vacation from Richmond and just started at Lido three nights ago. She was gorgeous, fun, interesting, attentive and an incredible free spirit. Not like the Russians in CT. Our time in the $20 LD room was just perfect. Like my club in CT, no extras and no petting the kitty but that was fine...not my thing anyway and here was a wonderful, nice girl who figured me out in seconds. She knew just when to downshift and when to put the pedal to the metal. An amazing couple of hours and the best 5 benjamins I've ever spent. She was professional and appreciated respect which is my idea of a great club experience. I asked to be her pen pal since I wouldn't see her again but she declined but she said she picked Lido based on reviews so Laura..if you're reading this...send me an e-mail through TUSCL to just say hi cuz you're very special..mwah on both cheeks :) You really are the best! Guys...don't walk, run to Lido and look for this incredible woman but don't get drunk and don't be a jerk...she deserves your respect. Wish I could go back. Lido and Laura will forever be a wonderful memory!

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