I visited Softtails on a Monday...

I visited Softtails on a Monday about 6:30 in the evening...I guess

that was my first mistake. I am new to the Orlando area and all

reviews of Orlando clubs basically said all dances were air and don’t bother. I decided to venture to Softtails because it is just 30 min outside of Orlando and the laws are different there. The club opens at 4pm so I figured if I waited till 6:30 to stop in things would be warmed up and hopping...a little bit at least. Not so much. Plenty of parking outside and seemed like a safe area. Walked in and paid a 10 cover. As soon as you walk in the bar is on your left and just beyond it was a small stage. It seemed more like a local bar than a stripclub. Nobody was on stage and in fact the only people I saw were two dancers at the bar. I was "that guy"...the only guy in the club. I pulled up a chair between the two dancers and began chatting with the younger one. She had only been dancing for three weeks but was 23 and cute. She said it normally gets busy around 9. I asked how many girls were working that night and she said four. I don't drink, I go to stripclubs to get dances, so sitting at the bar was not my idea of a good time.

I ended up staying til about 8:30 and I remained the only customer. I ended up getting two dances from the cute 23 year old. Dances are done in private booths that are enclosed by curtains. She said the rules were I could touch anywhere but the kitty. Her inexperience was apparent but she made up for it with effort and enthusiasm including some light stick-shifting. All in all I can't say I would recommend this place...I will probably try a weekend night visit to see if it is any better.