If large-breasted Asian women are your...

If large-breasted Asian women are your thing, Christie’s is heaven. If you’re passionate about draft beer, Christie’s is hell. Otherwise, it’s what most people think of as a gentlemen’s club.

The building was built from the ground up to be Christie’s Cabaret, so they got it right with the building and décor. The men’s room is not only clean; it’s better decorated than my living room. The main floor is set up as a u-shape around a stage with no pole. The décor is Romanesque throughout. Christie’s seats are the bucket wheelchairs that dominate in the Phoenix area. There are areas with couches and Asian-style screens, but they weren’t open during lunch and I didn’t ask.

Both Christie’s locations are convenient to Sky Harbor airport, and this one is close to Arizona State University as well. If your business takes place in downtown Phoenix, then the other Christie’s is closer.