Paradise Men's Club
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3222 W New Haven Ave, Melbourne, FL 32904, USA

There are a bunch of semi-trucks...

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Oct 25, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

There are a bunch of semi-trucks parked outside this house--it's just a house off of 192. I heard it was a brothel, had never been in one, so I figured I'd go in, play dumb, and head right back out. You enter through the rear, which both makes sense and makes the feeling a little sketch. Walk down a little hall, greeted by a girl I wouldn't fuck for free. There's a guy in another room working on a computer, no doubt the pimp, either managing money or watching porn. Two girls sitting on a couch in a living room. Wouldn't fuck them if it were free. They seemed nice enough though. The whole thing pretty unappealing. It didn't strike me as particularly dirty, though I'm sure it gets much much much worse at other brothels.

All the girls were just a little too far on the older side and you can tell in spite of the makeup barrier. All white. Maybe I wasn't there on a good day, I was the only would-be customer there, but you would think just about every day except Sunday would be a good day for prostitution.

Bare Assets just up the road doesn't have many gorgeous girls, but you can usually find one who has something you can get a little excited about.

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