Just for the record, I am...

Just for the record, I am a SUCKER for pretty eyes and feathery brunette hair.

There wasn't anyone below an eight in the place tonight. There was a pretty little thing named "Heather" that Pretty much could be summed up as a current day version of Racquel Darrian (Yeah I'm THAT old) that I would put at about a 9.5.

Even though I know Chicago is a no touch city, I was going to be very happy just to watch her curvy slinky naked body writhe just a half-inch over mine for three dances in the VIP section.