On the last night of my...

On the last night of my weekly trip to Puerto Vallarta, I decided to go with my buddy to a strip club/brothel. Knowing they all usually have a cover on Friday nights ($20-$25), I just cruised up and down the Malecon and waited for locals/cabbies to approach us to offer us deals on the clubs. Got no-cover offers for Aqua, Taboo, and Candy's, and after getting some opinions from other locals with no vested interest in the clubs (bathroom workers, waiters, etc), seemed like Candy's got the highest praise.

We get there, and although they honor the no-cover passes we had, the try to up-sell you at the door (shot of tequila and lap dance). We passed and headed upstairs into the club.

The club was about half full - maybe 20-25 customers. The music was pumping. The women were all beautiful. 19-23 year old, all petite, tight bodies. They were all smiling and looked like they really enjoyed working their. We were escorted to a couple of comfortable armless chairs for a front row view of the stage, and within minutes a couple of the ladies planted themselves on our laps. I had to do a double take on the girl that sat on my lap - amazing body, beautiful smile, and the softest skin with a light scent of lotion definite 10. My buddy also had an incredible girl on his lap, but on the stage appeared what he classified as his 10, and after she finished dancing, he sent his girl away and asked for the girl that just danced. She immediately came over and started grinding on him.