Oh dear God is about all...

Oh dear God is about all I can say. We will be laughing about this place for years I am sure. Perhaps it is the fact that DC sucks so bad that people end up here and end up giving it higher ratings, but this is about the thuggish, most laughable club I have ever been. We should have seen the warning signs on the wall, but oh well, we were lead by some other urge than my rational approach of preparing ahead of time. We just didn't have a car and didn't want to go to Baltimore.

I realize when people say latino club, I have visions of hot Columbians and Argentinians, they have visions of something much different, which is what this club had. As we drive up the back alley with the thugs standing in the middle of the road, our cab driver says, "isn't this a latino club". We didn't take the hint. we did see it was Byob, so we headed back down the street to get something. Still, we didn't take this as an omen. So we come back with our Maker's Mark and watch our cab driver drive off. We go up and Rico, the skinny bouncer tells us no cell phones, but since we brought a cab, we could keep them, just never bring them out of the pocket. This sets off an angry confrontation between Rico and a few other patrons that are upset that we get to keep our cell phones but they have to go back and put theirs in the car, boo hoo, we walk on. Then we are told, no bottles. Haha, everyone inside has milk cartons of beer and things like that. How funny. So he lets us go inside to get some bottles, come out, fill it and throw the bottle away. So I go in and find out they don't have bottles. So I buy 3 gatorades ($6 each) and two cups ($1) and they have NO ice. Anyway, we are in.

You would think you were at a dog fight! Surrounding the stage about 6 feet away, is a host of muchachos just sitting there staring at the girls dancing. They don't get up to tip, they have no drinks, lol. We position ourselves in the "VIP" area, lol. It is a minor area with a few one sided boothes that cost 10 per to go up into. Funniest thing. The girls were pretty much all hispanic with maybe 3 or 4 black girls. There was maybe one super hot hispanic girl who just circled the room giving LD on the floor, two pretty hot black girls, and then the rest of the girls were a good 7 or much lower.