Reviews by bort777
Submit a ReviewShowcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, MD 20705
Maximum Effort
I've always thought the less-hot dancers work harder for your money than the hottest ones, and this club is that mid dancer personified. What it lacks in atmosphere, functioning HVAC, and furniture that's not falling…
Jan 2, 2026, 3:07 PM
Hustler Club
822 Rep. John Lewis Way S
Nashville, TN 37203
Bible Belt Rules Are Followed in Nashville
Sorta sketchy neighborhood and apparently due to some recent incidents there are heavily armed guards (multiple weapons on them) at the door who wand you down. After that start, it's a winding walk down some…
1 commentslast: 2 mos ago(FrustratedInTheUS)
Oct 16, 2025, 3:17 PM
Temptations
1517 Grand Blvd
Kansas City, MO 64108
Convenient location but that’s about it
Easy short walk (downhill even!) from the convention center. Stick to Main Street and it seemed safe enough with traffic and streetcars passing. $20 cover to enter and you can come and go to…
1 commentslast: 7 mos ago(bort777)
May 14, 2025, 9:02 PM
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North
North Las Vegas, NV 89030
A little Spanish goes a loooong way. ;-)
Stopped in after a spring training game. No problem being admitted wearing shorts, t-shirt and hat. And boy am I glad I stopped!
Easy parking but sort of a desolate industrial area. Blaring Latin music inside…
5 commentslast: 8 mos ago(59)
Apr 17, 2025, 5:08 AM
Bandaids Showclub
2548 N 7th St
Phoenix, AZ 85006
Band Aids for your boo-boos
I always question the wisdom of ownership’s decision to name a club with “aids” in the title. Haha. But I gotta say, this might be my favorite club in the valley these days for several…
1 commentslast: 8 mos ago(funonthaside)
Mar 4, 2025, 1:41 AM
Bourbon Street
2901 E Thomas Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85008
Something in the Air at Bourbon Street
Spring training visit for the first time since Covid and boy have things changed. Bourbon Street used to be a go-to place. A lot is the same but some has really changed.
Arrived in a…
4 commentslast: 9 mos ago(Falconflier)
Mar 3, 2025, 11:40 PM
Club 412 Gentlemen's Club
824 Island Ave
McKees Rocks, PA 15136
The Full McKees Rocks Experience
On a cold weeknight around 9:30 pm during a work trip, decided to try someplace new outside the downtown/strip area and took an Uber to McKee's Rocks. Walked inside from the cold and the bouncer…
1 commentslast: 6 mos ago(Jim Cannon)
Feb 21, 2025, 11:40 AM







