Reviews

17 reviews by bort777

Candyland

Atlanta, GA

More like Sketchy-land

Walking distance from downtown hotels so popped in around 11 pm on a Thursday night. $20 entry and a vigorous patdown from their security guard who looked like she could be a WNBA player.…

2 wks ago

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, GA

Good spot but don't get played like I did

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Welp, the Cubans got me here. More details further down. Arrived 9 pm on a Thursday night. Dancers still slowly filing in for the evening. Parking lot was pretty full. Metal detector and then a…

2 wks ago5

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, TX

The full Bonita

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Visited a few months ago and after my visit last week figured I should update. Of the dozen or so girls working this Tuesday evening, all were hispanic/Cuban except for maybe one or two thicc…

4 wks ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

It’s over, Johnny

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Made two weeknight visits this week on a work trip to Dallas. Had a great time last winter and with all the positive reviews it seemed like it still would be a sure bet for…

1 mo ago3

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, TX

Corporate pricing and hustling

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

On a quiet Wednesday evening it was a $10 cover charge to enter. Large room with stage in center and tables around, with bar off to side. About a dozen girls working. Mix of latinas,…

1 mo ago

Chez Joey

Baltimore, MD

Was it worth it? You be the judge.

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I'm a rookie to The Block and based on reviews here first tried to visit Indulge, but it seems to be shut down as of Memorial Day 2026. So I dragged my PL a$$ a…

4 mos ago1

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, MD

Clean. Loud. Decent value for the area.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Went on a Saturday night on Memorial Day weekend. Industrial neighborhood that looks like something out of a zombie apocalypse movie, and the parking/entrance fit the area vibe. But once through the doors, inside the…

4 mos ago2

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, TX

Phoning in the dances

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

The bar has interesting seating with stools on one side but walk up a couple steps to the other side and you can sit at regular chairs where the bar top is lower. Which offers…

8 mos ago2

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, TX

Plenty of booty for all

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

If you like big booty latinas and need a tune up on what you learned in your old high school Spanish, boy is this the place for you. $10 to park and IIRC $17 cover…

8 mos ago1

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Maximum Effort

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I've always thought the less-hot dancers work harder for your money than the hottest ones, and this club is that mid dancer personified. What it lacks in atmosphere, functioning HVAC, and furniture that's not falling…

9 mos ago

Hustler Club

Nashville, TN

Bible Belt Rules Are Followed in Nashville

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Sorta sketchy neighborhood and apparently due to some recent incidents there are heavily armed guards (multiple weapons on them) at the door who wand you down. After that start, it's a winding walk down some…

12 mos ago1

Temptations KC

Kansas City, MO

Convenient location but that’s about it

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Easy short walk (downhill even!) from the convention center. Stick to Main Street and it seemed safe enough with traffic and streetcars passing. $20 cover to enter and you can come and go to…

1 yr ago1

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

A little Spanish goes a loooong way. ;-)

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Stopped in after a spring training game. No problem being admitted wearing shorts, t-shirt and hat. And boy am I glad I stopped! Easy parking but sort of a desolate industrial area. Blaring Latin music inside…

1 yr ago5

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, AZ

Band Aids for your boo-boos

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I always question the wisdom of ownership’s decision to name a club with “aids” in the title. Haha. But I gotta say, this might be my favorite club in the valley these days for several…

1 yr ago1

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

Something in the Air at Bourbon Street

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Spring training visit for the first time since Covid and boy have things changed. Bourbon Street used to be a go-to place. A lot is the same but some has really changed. Arrived in a…

1 yr ago4

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, PA

The Full McKees Rocks Experience

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

On a cold weeknight around 9:30 pm during a work trip, decided to try someplace new outside the downtown/strip area and took an Uber to McKee's Rocks. Walked inside from the cold and the bouncer…

1 yr ago1

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, PA

Sleepy Weeknight at the Club

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Stopped in on a weeknight after dinner while I was in town for work. Paid the cover and sat at the bar, and the place was fairly dead. Just a few girls and most of…

2 yrs ago2