The Full McKees Rocks Experience

On a cold weeknight around 9:30 pm during a work trip, decided to try someplace new outside the downtown/strip area and took an Uber to McKee's Rocks. Walked inside from the cold and the bouncer says "there's two girls working but one is gonna be in VIP all night." Uh, ok. Figured I'd hauled my butt out this far so might as well stick around.

Dude at the entry said he'd waive the cover charge if I bought at least a lapdance. I guess your entrance includes drinks, so the bouncer came over and took my order. Just got a beer on draft. Served in a plastic cup. I was the only guy in the club.

Wide open main room. Comfy chairs at the tables, but basic diner style chairs along the stage, which is where I sat. After a couple minutes, an African American dancer comes out and does her thing on the stage. I toss her a couple bucks for a tip. Felt bad she was gyrating around just for me, so invited her to sit down.