Reviews by FutureK

In my effort to eventually hit every single club in New England, this one had escaped my RI trips. As others have said, it's in a weird area. Suburban yet a bit of an industrial park. Little houses and junkyards, literally. Feels safe enough. I pulled up around 330pm, plenty of parking, one of the girls was on the steps smoking a jay. Walked in, double doors, took a second to adjust to the lights (not Centerfolds level) and through a metal detector. It went off but I was waived in. No cover. The bar/stage is immediately in front of you in a big rectangle. To my right were the restrooms and a pool table. Everything was clean. There were two girls playing pool along with three or four guys. A tall blonde, huge tits, little bit thicker and a hispanic girl Hit the Men's room, clean, but no paper towels. A blower only which didn't work. Oh well. Sat down at the bar and was served immediately, very friendly bartender. $3 for a soda water. Tipped her $2 and got some ones. To my right were three hispanic guys talking to a girl. To my left there was one patron and one across the bar from me. Behind me on my left was a guy sitting at one of the pretty dark tables with a dancer. Pretty soon a thin latina walked across the bar over to me, nice body, excellent man mades, few too many tatts for my liking but I can't complain. Tipped her about $5. A cute Latina sat next to me, seemed youngish, but had a nice body, big, pierced naturals. Told me she usually works at the Cadillac (which I also haven't been to yet) and likes Mickey's better, said it's more laid back and they "let you do whatever you want" Asked if I wanted the lowdown on the place, no pressure, she was very nice. $20 per dance in the curtained off booths to my left along the wall, downstairs was $150 to the house for 15 minutes plus whatever you negotiate with the dancer. Decided to take her for a dance. $20 to the bartender and tipped her another $2 and off we were to the corner booth. She pulled the VERY sheer black curtain (and even mentioned how not private it was) and set a timer. Good dance, nice grinding, lots of boobs in my face. I tipped her another $10, and ended up buying her a shot, for another soda a shot of tequila and a tip I spend another $20. Sat around and drank my second soda for another ten minutes or so and then was on my way. I'd probably go back if I was in the area, seems chill, low pressure, not amazing, but not the worst.

Was stuck in Albany for a night for work and saw this was just about the only place even open. It's easy to miss driving by it, next to a dispensary, it's a small building with parking in the back. The pull on ramp from the road is at a weird angle, if somebody is coming out of the back parking lot at the same time it can be a tight squeeze. Luckily I don't think a patron is usually leaving as one is entering. It's got sort of a classic alt brothel vibe. Red velvet, gold tassels kind of thing. Was met by two broken ATMs when I walked in. Went to the men's room, clean enough. Went to the bar and paid the $15 cover to the bartender. Tipped her five, got a water for $6, tipped her another two and sat down. Nobody was on stage, two girls were sitting under the DJ booth on their phones and one customer was sitting at a high top table with a dancer. Eventually I saw a girl get on stage, thicker, but in a good way, nice fully nude dance (it's N/A here so they can be fully nude. NY State Law) Two different cute girls approached me and told me how the place works. There's a small laminated menu on each table. Dances are topless vs nude, and go in strange increments. I was also told the tip was expected to be the same as the initial dance price (so consider every price on the menu double). I went for a full nude 18 minute dance. Paid the bartender $75 with a $5 tip and off we went to one of the small cubicles with a semi-sheer red curtain. Dancer asked me to tip her on the table before the dance (which was odd) and she was off for a few moments. Came back, set a timer via the wall, places some kind of silk scarf on my lap and off we were. Lots of great grinding and a good dance. The light bulb to your left times the dance, once it turns red you're done. Cute alty girls, reminded me of some places in Portland OR. Seems expensive and not high mileage, but if you're there it's the only game in town as far as I can tell.

Yikes. I read the reviews but thought I'd check it out myself. Hit this up close to midnight on Wednesday. On a main road, among strip malls. It's a small bar with a sex shop/lingerie store attached. When I pulled up there were easily 8 cars idling, behind the place. No idea what that was about. Came in, bouncer checked my ID, gave me a pat down, charged me ten bucks (he checked his watch first, so I assume the cover changes as the night goes on). Absolutely stinky filthy bathroom on my immediate right, rectangle bar taking up most of the room and a very tiny "stage" right in front of me in the left corner of the bar. DJ Booth looked like a big old fashioned phone booth. The $10 cover also required a two drink minimum. I got a soda, it was $6, but she made me pay $12 for both, but gave me a "free drink token" (I guess a way to get people to buy both drinks if they skip out, which probably happens a lot) Three dancers talking to regulars/staff. One approached me and was NOT my taste. Missing teeth, seemed a bit drunk. She went on stage, and got topless. Even if I had wanted to tip on the stage they had basically roped off folding chairs as kind of a moat around the stage, so you'd have had to throw the money. Finished my first drink and was going to cut my losses and leave when a very cute, but again not my type and maybe a 6, and very sweet girl chatted me up. I felt bad for her. Although she seemed perfectly happy working there. I bought her a drink per her request. Also the VIP dances happen in the lingerie store. I was quoted $100 plus tip (which sounded like another $100) for some self service and 30 minutes. Also given options to buy a girl a toy to demonstrate. If there was any one in there I was into that might have been fun, but really the talent on display was not great. The place also smells really bad and several people working there had some breathe issues.

This is a strange place. In kind of an industrial part of town. It's essentially a store front/old school neighborhood bar. I arrived around 1030pm and was not charged a cover. Plenty of street parking, it's next to a Family Dollar. Door guy (i think the owner) greeted me. There's a long bar to the left and a neon marker board above it with the names of the girls dancing. It's fully nude so they don't have any booze. I asked for a seltzer, and they didn't know what that was. So I asked for a fizzy water, that was also somewhat confusing. So i just got a water. It was $6. Tipped the kid behind the counter $2 and sat down. I was the ONLY patron. An older guy walked out as soon as I walked in, but I was alone. Just me, the two dudes working and four girls I counted. Went to the rest room, all the way in the back left of the club, no men's or women's rooms, just one bathroom. On the way I walked by I think four small cubes with couches and semi-shear red curtains on my left and a large I guess "champaign" version of the same on my right that had kind of a couple of loft steps up and looked bitter. Bathroom was....not the cleanest, not the dirtiest. The whole place literally feels like somebody's finished basement. There's a kind of a stage in the back corner, probably the size of a wood pallet and it has some cheap office type chairs around it. A decent body girl was dancing, fully nude, to nobody so I sat down and tipped her about $10 in $1s. Went back to the bar, got a second water and was planning to leave after I downed it. Before I could go a VERY pretty AA girl approached me. Model face, stunning. Thicker, but above average body with nice naturals. Some tatts and a few piercings. We had a nice chat for about 10 minutes. She was very sweet and nice. She gave me the prices of dances, which were very complicated. There were options for topless, nude, per song, per 15 minutes, and there's a "Bed" room upstairs that I believe started at $300. I went for $100 for 15 minutes nude LD room in one of the little cubes on the left. She got naked immediately and was excellent, great solid good grind dance. No extras or anything more, but quality. The 15 minutes felt long in a good way. Tipped her $40 and was on my way. There's an ATM at the front, but I didn't use it. This place is bizarre, but quirky. Worth visiting if you are in the area

This was my sixth visit to Mario's and over the last three there seems to be a decline in the number of girls working the day shift. I can't blame them as there haven't been a ton of customers when I've been there. This day I counted 5 girls, none blew me away. The girl with the best pole skills was HEAVILY tattooed and pieced, like a shocking amount of piercings on her face. Great dancer, but not my type. Three of the other girl were with regulars and after I grabbed a $5 soda (no cover, ID check or Metal Detector in use during the day) and sat down I was approached by a cute an friendly AA dancer. Not totally my type but she was very nice and I enjoyed our chat so I went for a dance. $30, full contact, fully nude and decent privacy. I was offered VIP for $100 to the club for 15 minutes, plus negotiated tip but wasn't too into that and that was way outside my budget. Opted to get two more $30 dances, which was fun and then left. Didn't spend a ton of money but also didn't really want to. If I'm out that way I may hit it up again, but I don't know if I'd go out of my way. RI seems like a better bet if I'm driving an hour or more

I don't make it up this way often these days so figured I'd take advance of a rare trip North to revisit this place. It's more or less the only club in NH (which still shocks me) Last time I was here was almost a year ago, March 2024. It was around 2pm on New Year's even and INCREDIBLY dead. They opened at 12 and were open all night regular hours. This place is MASSIVE by the way. It's like an apartment complex. Every time I've been here (always afternoons) I've never seen anyone dance on any of the stages (I count three in the main room). When I arrived three dancers were sitting with customers at the bar. I got a soda ($2.50, super cheap, give the girl a $2 tip) and hung around. Eventually two more dancers showed up. One was absolutely STUNNING, a 10/10. Tall, blonde, huge chest, great body. She sat with an older guy regular almost immediately. Two of the other three dancers disappeared with their regulars for dances. At that point another dancer came out, thin, pretty enough and the remaining dancer at the bar got into a MASSIVE shouting match with her. It was embarrassing, but entertaining. At this point I had my second soda and had been there 45 minutes and was making my way to leave. BUT a very cute gothy tall thin girl with a short black bob and some chest ink who had been in the VIP with a regular came back and chatted with me. Incredibly nice, honest and gave me the run down. She claimed to have been dancing there over 20 years, although honestly it seemed like there was no possible way she was old enough for that to be true. Dance prices have increased to $40 per dance from $30 but are now done in the separate building where the VIP rooms are. Seems there is a curtained off area next to the VIP/Security guy for the regular $40 LDs. The 3 for $100 is still around (which now makes sense, because before at $30 a dance, 3/$100 seemed weird, but at $40 is a deal). My dancer showed me the new VIP "suites" in the back which were bachelor party rooms, a pole, black lights, a TV (for some reason, who watches TV back there?) and looked like they were for groups of guys. There is also ANOTHER massive bar back there. Again this place seems to invest in new stuff, and is massive but is it ever used or full? Anyway, technically this place is topless only and no touching, the security guy does walk back and forth, and the black semi-sheer curtains don't offer a massive amount of privacy. That being said I had a great time and a great dance and tipped her another $20 on top of the $100 and was on my way. I'd dance with her again any time. So not the MOST milage, but not the most expensive place and if you are in the area might be worth stopping in. Also if the 10/10 Blonde had been available I would have absolutely gotten dances.

I found myself in the Mendon area to run some errands and realized it was opening day so I decided to stop by. It's not far from Boston, but it's a bit in the middle of nowhere. Even though it's 5-8 miles off the highway that's a 20+ minute drive on a semi-rural road. It's two doors down from the Mendon Twin Drive in. Nice, new building, ample parking. The building looks way bigger outside than what I saw inside. I went in around 130 (they'd been open almost two hours) Very nice security guy, metal detector. Nice girl in the booth, $15 cover (which felt very steep) and license/ID Scan. Walked in and bathrooms are immediately to the right (clean as to be expected, the place is brand new), a T shaped state immediately in front of me, ATM to the left (don't know what they charge since I didn't use it), nice bar against the back wall in front. Next to the ATM was a VIP area, red curtains, attendant at a podium. Leather round back seats around the stage with small tables. Two VERY small mini-stages with poles between the VIP/Stage and Bar area and another VIP area of some sort with no sign manned by a very cute girl on a stool, red curtains. Not sure if that's the LD area. It was fairly busy, I'd say 20 customers, all 20s-60s white guys. I only counted five dancers. One on stage (a very thin, but talented on the pole goth chick, who only got topless, she danced 4-5 songs), and four sitting with customers (two at the bar, two at tables). There were at least 8 other VERY hot girls (far hotter than the dancers) working as waitresses and bartenders (and I think massage girls, I only heard massage girls offered from the DJ, but didn't see anyone getting massages). I counted five girls behind the relatively small bar, which seemed overkill. All had a uniform on of sorts. Fishnets, bathing suit type bottom and a t-shirt. I got a soda water ($5) and sat at the bar. Nobody approached me in the 30 minutes I was there, so I don't know how much dances are. I tipped the girl on stage and left. It looks MUCH MUCH smaller inside than the size of the building would indicate so I suspect the VIP/LD areas are pretty large. They had a full kitchen and were serving lunch (saw guys get some hot sandwiches) So over all, nice place, bit out of the way, hot waitresses/bar staff, no idea what dances cost. The $15 cover for a day shift seemed very steep.

This has become my favorite club in MA (some would say that's not a really competitive field). Even though it's about an hour drive from where I live in Boston, if I am out that way I will happily go out of my way 30 minutes or so to check it out. It's right off the highway and very easy to find. Clean, safe, well lit area. This was my fourth visit and first time after 6pm, so had a cover. I walked it and didn't even see the door guy (the door guy and metal detector is kind of to the side on your left after you go through two sets of doors so it's easy to miss) and headed straight for the Men's room. Bouncer waved me over after I got out, and was very friendly about it, clocking I was on a mission. ID check, quick wand and $10 cover. Two girls were on stage, thinner side. Fully nude by the second or third song of their set. It was kind of a young, tatt heavy night from what I could see. Seems busier than it normally is when I've been (this was the first time I'd be there after 5pm). Four guys playing pool in front of the LD area, five or six other patrons sitting with girls, I counted four other girls sitting on their phones in addition to the two girls on stage. Grabbed a soda ($6, with $2 tip) and sat down on the couches between the stage and pool table, near the smaller second stage. Was approached within five minutes by a cute alt punky girl, wasn't totally my type, but was nice. We chatted for a bit and she gave me the run down of the club and that compared to other places she'd worked that she really liked this place because there weren't really any rules from management and the girls were free to make their money how they saw fit. Went for two dances with her, $30 per song. She waited for the next song and we got a pretty private corner booth. She immediately got naked, lots of otp action, lots of grind, excellent dance. VIP was offered and it was clear I could have as great of a night as a wanted for a reasonable price, but although i enjoyed the dances she wasn't really doing it for me at a VIP level. Paid her $60 for the two songs, plus $20 tip. There's a guy at the entrance to the lapdance room but he was on his phone and really disengaged, only deal with the dancer for money and he never looked up from his phone. I only had a short amount of time to hang so would have liked to have sat and checked out the rest of the talent to see if anyone really struck me for some VIP fun, but all in all a good quick visit. Looking forward to visiting again soon.

Found myself in Worcester for a Friend's birthday and figured I'd try this place since I drive right by it on my way back to the interstate and have never been before. Pulled into the lot across the street around 10pm. Large lot, well lit, very few cars. The club is at a street light intersection more or less under a freeway, and across from a large gas station. It's fairly run down looking, looks a bit like an old local bar/neighborhood greasy spoon dive restaurant. Entered and immediate greeted by security, pat down, metal detector, ID check, and $20 cover. Bar on the right, immediate left is the DJ booth, and a row of fabric divider about head level (sitting down) lap dance booths, with a sort of slightly larger phone booth "VIP" room across from them. Mirrors along the wall so if you're in the lap dance area people can see you sort of, from both sides. Stage is T shaped and further to your left, Men's room all the way to the back wall in front of you. Drained the bladder, in a surprisingly clean bathroom, with soap and paper towels, which was more than I was expecting given the main club room. Grabbed a soda ($4) and tipped the very cute, very nice bartender $2. There was a thin AA girl on stage focused on two guys, decent dancing (the pole here is WAY in the back of the stage against a mirror so I don't think I saw anyone actually use it. I'm not sure if it CAN really be used give the placement). Tipped a few bucks and she came over and I got a good view, topless only. Second girl was a bigger Puerto Rican girl, big ass, thick (but not unattractive) so if that's your thing, they got it. The hottest dancer was sitting at the bar, some tatts, beautiful face, large fake but well down man mades. Appeared to be Hispanic or native American. She was up next and did an excellent stage show, best breasts in the place by far. Music was hip hop heavy, I didn't recognize a single song (I'm an old white guy) Was approached by a nice PR girl, all natural, about a 6 but hey, I was about to leave and figured might as well give her a go. We did one dance, $30 in the carpet cubes, she started in the middle of a song and went into half of the next song before asking if I wanted a second, which was a nice length of time. Good two way contact, nice grinding, lots of boobs in the face and mouth. Nothing extreme, but a good standard dance. Tipped her another $10 and was on my way. Got topless, and did a few flashes on below but never full took it all off. There were probably only 7 or 8 other patrons. A group of young looking guys bunched together in a corner, two middle ages guys at the rail, and a guy playing video poker at the bar. They have an outside smoking area so more people may have been out there but I didn't venture out. It was unusual how much security they had, they also had like SWAT team vests on and I think were carrying some weapons (couldn't quite tell, dark in there but lots of unusual pouches and pockets), and I counted four security guys counting the door guy. Plus the DJ who was wandering around and was a big dude, and another guy who was a manager or bar back guy making the rounds. Very Hispanic AA clientele (reflected by the dancer make up as well), fairly run down, local dive bar vibe. Not uncomfortable, but not comfortable either, if that makes sense. Dancers told me it was generally pretty slow until 11-12 at night, so I imagine it can get a bit rowdy, it's so small it could feel pretty crowded easily. The $20 cover seemed excessive, but since the sodas were easily half of what I pay anywhere else it kind of evented out after two drinks. Happy to finally check out the place after driving by so many times, but wouldn't be in a rush to go back. Not awful, but not great.

Made a third visit here. First time on a Wednesday. I arrived around 12:45 and it was VERY slow. Only two girls, a cute tatted thic-er blonde sitting at the bar with a guy and a thin, young looking goth girl. Nobody was on stage. There were about 8 patrons, including me. I grabbed a soda (only $5, cheapest/best value out of any clubs I've been to) and sat down at one of the side tables. About ten minutes later the blonde got on stage and did a nice three song set she was fully nude by the end of. Tipped her a few bucks on stage. She came over and chatted with him after (having not put a single stitch of clothing back on) and offered "fun". I told her I was still getting situated which she politely understood and moved on. The second girl got on stage and I grabbed another soda. About this time a few more girls had shown up (I had told myself I was going to stay another 15 minutes or so) and this was around 1:15, so I suspect it doesn't really start to fill up with girls until around 2. A VERY pretty latina who looked like a Latin Geena Davis sat down and we chatted a bit. She offered a dance, one for $30. She sat and waited for the next song to start and we headed back. We were the only ones in there and had a VERY private corner booth. She was naked immediately and had a lot of two way contact and chatting. Very sexy. She offered "real fun" in the VIP, $100 to the club and $200 to her. I got a second dance (another $30) just to test the waters and that clinched it. I was going to the VIP. Paid the bartender $100, plus a $20 tip and we went to the VIP behind the bar. Looked to be three or four cubicles with curtains. Well lit and although it was just a curtain blocking the room it felt very private. She made sure I left very happy (as did she) and I tipped her the $200 plus another $20 and was on my way. Would highly recommend and I will be back.

Up and out late on a Sunday, and after a major swing and a miss at The Cabaret I realized I'd never actually been to the GB at night. I've only ever been during their own daytime shift on Friday afternoons, so I thought I'd check it out. Walked in a little after midnight (they close at 1am). $10 cover, ID scan, metal detector. There were probably 15 guys there, more or less every one of them (a few were in groups of 2-3) had a dancer sitting with them. A thick (in a good way) huge titted latina was on stage. At the rail was a male/female couple who were getting her attention most. Unusually I saw at least two female customers (both with dudes) Really cute bartender and even cuter waitress were working. Grabbed a seltzer ($8, plus $2 tip) and grabbed a seat. Was immediately approached by a nice AA girl, not my type, but was very nice, thanked her and said I was getting settled. Watched a few dances, and was approached by a VERY pretty tight bodied goth chick, no tatts, but reminded me of Lillith from Cheers. She offered dances, so we did 2 for $60. Nothing too amazing, but she had two watch touching and was chatty and flirty in a nice way. Grabbed another seltzer and was just about finished and ready to leave when a small cutie, dark skin, massive tits sat down. She had been working there on and off a while and gave me the lowday on the pre-COVID days. Since it was approach one, we went for two dances. She took me to the OTHER Lapdance area I hadn't know about, seemed a bit older, but was more private. Immediately she was totally naked and gave me a VERY good dance. I was almost totally satisfied after song two, but only had $40 left, so she helped me completely enjoy my evening for the $40. I was surprised as in the past during the day shift I haven't had this much fun. So for $100 total with her, and another $60 (plus $10 tip) I had a lot of fun. I would happily go back at night

Was driving back to Boston late on a Sunday and since I'd really only been here during the day I thought I'd check it out after dark again. Paid the $10 cover, the night time bouncer/door man was a lot less friendly than the day time guy. One decent girl on stage, and the rest were all sat with regulars at the bar. Probably 20-22 guys there and I counted 7-8 girls. It was just after midnight and they were only open until 1am so I was actually kind of surprised how busy it was. Sat and got a soda ($7, tipped the bartender $2) at the bar. Watched the shift change on stage to a new girl who didn't do much for me, and I was never approached by anyone. Finished my drink and decided to head over to the GB. Only there about 15 minutes but it didn't seem like much was happening. While there I DID notice one of the bouncers constantly walking over to the table dance area and doing a walk through. In my day time visits I've never seen this happen. I may hit this place up during the day again, but this was the last time I'd bother at night (also no cover during the day, so if it's a bust, you're not out of pocket)

This place is in the middle of NOWHERE. It's a residential neighborhood, sort of rural/farm land, and about 10 minutes off the high way proper. I was on business in the middle of nowhere so I hit this place up around 1030 pm on a Thursday. Walk in, ID scan, wand, and $10 cover. There's a small horsehoe shaped bar immediately in front of you/left and a long stage in the middle of the room. The LD room is next door/behind the bar, but has a window at the bar and two open doorways, so even though there are curtains you can see everything in there. A hot AA with As was on stage doing some great pole work, so I tipped, she was fully nude, I was the only one at the stage, and was in my lap, stretching, doing lots of acrobatics. There were four or five guys at the bar, coming at going. I grabbed a soda for $5, and headed back to the stage. A VERY pretty latina, perfect body, beautiful face, a few tatts was on stage. It was me and another guy at the rail, and she gave us both some good attention. Again at the dancer change I went back to the bar and a younger Latina approached and complimented my teeth, in great detail. She wasn't totally my type but was perfectly nice. She excused herself to get on stage and the previous, very pretty Latina approached and offered me their 4 dances for $80 deal. Figured why not. We took a corner booth after paying the attendant in the very small room. He could easily see everything as could anyone else, so I didn't expect anything too fun, and I was right. That being said it was naked, two way contact and perfectly pleasant, she was nice to chat to and very professional. If you're in there area might be worth stopping in but I wouldn't go out of my way, oh also EVERYTHING smelled like pot

Was driving through Worcester and hit this place up around 1pm on a Thursday. It's RIGHT on the highway and you're pretty exposed to people driving by as you park and enter. Also, other reviewers are NOT exaggerating, this place is DARK. I walked in and couldn't see a THING, before my eyes even started to adjust a big boobed Dominican grabbed me and pitched dances. I thanked her and said I just got there so she said she would check back later. There was no cover at the door, but the bartender asked for $5 with my first drink, so I grabbed a soda and the cover, which was $9 total, tipped her $1. FYI the bartender was the hottest girl in there. There were four or five other guys at the bar. The DJ was massaging a tall hot AA dancer who was bent over the bar and nobody was on stage. I sat down on the benches next to the stage and a very not my type small blonde thicker Latina sat down, asked if I liked boobs or ass, I said both, she said they have all types, and I thanked her and passed on a dance. Another dancer, American, thin blonde with tatts, probably a 5 approached. Had a perfectly pleasant chat and was inclined to take her for a dance or two (why the hell not, I'm there right?) when she suddenly went on a weird political pro MAGA rant which was an immediate boner killer. She offered dances and I politely declined saying my eyes were still adjusting (to be honest, this wasn't totally untrue. I thought my eyes HAD adjusted but then they would adjust again) There were two or three other dancers milling around on phones, thicker blondes, not really my type. I was about to leave when the original Dominican approached me again. Great tits, great body, decent face (best I could tell) so I figured I'd get a dance before I left. She got totally naked immediately, $30 a song (got two dances) in the very not private lap dance area, although we were the only people in there. She was kissing my neck, boobs in my mouth and LOTS of OTP action. Before the first song was even over she was offering a VERY full menu in the VIP room with a very detailed pitch for $200 to her and $60 for the club. I've never done that before and frankly this place weirded me out a little and the lack of privacy that it looked like the VIP had didn't really give me a lot of confidence so I politely declined. She thought this was a negotiation and then offered $200 total, 140 for her 60 for the bar, same deal. Again I declined but if that's your thing, it's an option. Ended up giving her $70 and was on my way

This isn't quite a full review. I was out in Western MA and thought I'd hit up as many places as I could since I don't make it out that way too often. This was about a fifteen minute drive from where I was staying so i hopped in the car on a Thursday night. The reason it's not a full review: I stepped in at 12:01 and even though online they say they are open until 2am, and the posted hours on the wall say 1am the bouncer told me they were "closing in 15 minutes" I asked if I could use the Men's room and he waved me in. Did a quick walk through, there were a lot of younger latino men (seemed to all be part of the same party) and one lone Indian older guy. I only saw two girls, both were sitting with the Latino guys. This place is one room best I could tell, with a bar in the middle. Bathroom was fine. It didn't seem like a place I'd HAVE to get back to anytime soon.

What a strange place. I was down in Southern RI and saw this place was only a 15 minute drive away so I figured I got time to kill, why not check it out? Was there around 3pm on a Saturday and it was DEAD. It's on an industrial strip mall highway. Next to a car dealership. Plenty of parking out front (although people WILL see you going in, if that's a concern) There are essentially "two" clubs here. Mynx (tops only) and MYNX After Dark (fully nude, but no booze). After Dark doesn't open until 9pm, but apparently is open until 4am. I went into the booze/tops off side, since it was the only one open. They have a full kitchen and menu, so I did see several guys eating lunch. There were about 20 patrons and literally only TWO dancers. No cover charge during the day. This place is HUGE, super high ceilings, two smallish stages, VIP rooms on your right next to the bar with a not super private curtain, and a "champaign room" on your left which have sort of sheer mosquito nets around booths, also don't look super private. A table dance area is up a set of stairs and oddly seemed more private (at least in regards to the rest of the club) than the other two areas. I came in and used the Men's room, very clean, and the Urinals are shaped like lips/mouths, which I thought was funny, and those of you with piss fetishizes take note. Ordered a soda water at the bar ($3.75) and tipped the VERY cute AA bartender $2. Sat at the stage and watched the show. Young cute alt girl was dancing. Lots of tatts, beautiful face, great body. It wasn't the most enthusiastic dance, but it was enjoyable. Tipped a bit and then she was off stage. The only other dancer was in the table dance room so there were LONG stretches of time without ANYONE dancing. Talking 20+ minutes. Since the dancers were far outnumbered by the patrons, all of whom appeared to be regulars, there was a lot of time with no dancing but with the two girls sitting at the bar chatting. I stayed about an hour, was never offered a dance. As I was leaving one or two more girls showed up, neither were to my tastes. I didn't spend much, and the food looked ok, so if you have time to kill and want to grab lunch while seeing some boobs it's the only game in town. Maybe it's better at night but I probably wouldn't go back.

I had some business in Central Mass and some time to kill before an appointment so i figured I'd check out Mario's for the second time. It was slightly busier than the last time I was there, but it's still a pretty chill place. About 50 minutes from Boston, right off the highway, on a business street next to a gas station. Huge, safe parking lot behind the building, and you can park and enter without being seen by drivers on the road. No cover, walk right in. Bar on the right was actually full (it only has about 6 seats) with patrons talking to girls. There was a girl on stage and another 4-5 girls in the side room sitting on couches either with each other, eating, with regulars or on phones. I grabbed a soda water ($7, tipped the bartender $3) and took a seat. There was only one guy at the rail and the dancer was basically sat down on stage talking to him so I didn't bother to walk over. A cute, but not my type, tall thin blonde sat down and chatted with me for a while, perfectly nice fun chat, but not my type. She also never offered me a dance. Figured I'd grab one more drink and then hit the road. Sat back down and a very cute AA girl approached me and sat down. Short, with great all natural good sized boobs. She was very friendly and we had a nice chat. She suggested some dances, so since my time was almost up before I had to leave I figured why not. 3/$100 We sat and waited for the next song to start and we went into a corner booth. No curtain. She got totally nude and there was LOTs of contact including lots of stick shifting over the pants. It was slightly uncomfortable as there was no curtain and a few times she turned back and spoke to one of the other dancers in the room giving another guy a lap dance, but it was nice, good contact dance. Towards the end of the third song she told me this was just a preview and the real fun was in the VIP where she would "finish what she started" and quoted me $300 for 15 minutes. 100 to the club, and 200 for her. If I didn't have to make an appointment, although it sounded a little pricey, I'd have taken her up on it. Bright, safe fun spot with good looking girls and it sounds like fun can be had. I'll be back.

Made my third ever trip here, first time was great, second time was uneventful, and this third trip was somewhere in the middle. Fridays are they only day of the week they are open before 6pm. Was there around 130, and it was pretty empty. $5 to get in, ID scan, empty pockets and walk through a metal detector. The last two times the door guy was a gruff older guy but this time was a cute woman who was incredibly friendly and bubbly. Bonus point. Classic rock 70s/80s stuff playing on the sound system, which I prefer to hip hop or more techno stuff. One beautiful girl with MASSIVE (I think fake) tits on stage, only two or three guys at the side of the stage, one getting a massage from the cute massage girl. Saw two or three other dancers milling around, probably 7s (it's kind of dark in there), one AA, and the others were white. Grabbed a soda ($7, and $3 for the bartender) and some ones and sat at one of the tables mid way from the stage. Immediately a VERY cute gothy chick in a bikini sat down. Really beautiful girl, probably very early 20s, a few small tatts, and small but perfect titties. She was very nice, said she'd been there a month and was going to school. Figured might as well grab some dances so off we went. Nobody at the podium into the dance room, so from across the club the DJ just waved us in. $100 for 4 songs, plus I tipped her another $30. Fully nude, lots of two way touching and grinding, lots of fun. Thanked her after song four and was on my way back to work for the day. I'll probably return again, for science, since this was inconclusive.

Made a second trek here after my first six months ago. I was up in Portland on Business and had an hour or so to kill so I swung by. First of all the listings are incorrect, they do not open until 4pm on Sundays. I got there around 3pm and it was closed. So I swung back by after my appointment and was there around 630. Big dude in sunglasses at the door checked my ID (no scan, no pat down). Paid the $10 cover, tipped the girl (who honestly was the cutest woman in the place) $5 and the doorman $5. Was greeted by a dude in a suit when I came in who shook my hand and asked if I'd been there before and knew the layout. I said yes and he said have a good time. I didn't encounter this before. The place was DEAD. One girl on stage, who was about a 5 or maybe a 6 (a little thick for my taste). Two girls at the bar with regulars (who were 4s) and a cute AA girl waiting to go on. The only other customers were two REALLY old guys with the girls at the bar (I'm talking like in their 80s), one guy who was all the way on the other side of the club (it's a pretty large club) as far into the corner and as far away from the stage as possible, alone, and then five young and REALLY obnoxious people who were seated at the stage. They had to be BARELY 21, three or four guys and a girl. They were screaming and touching the dancer on stage, slapping her ass, grabbing her heels, trying to kiss her, and they kept being spoken to by management. Them being at the stage really discouraged me from wanting to get a closer look so I grabbed a soda (the bartender who was a sweetheart didn't charge me, so I tipped her $5) and sat at the bar for half an hour seeing if anything changed. I didn't see any additional women come out on the floor, one of the girls at the bar disappeared into the lap dance area with her regular (I didn't partake this time since nobody was offering and I honestly didn't see anyone I'd want to spend any time with) but if memory serves dances were $40 or 3/$100, two way contact, and pretty private last time I was there. So, after 30 minutes and finishing my soda I got outta there. If this is representative of the talent and vibe there I don't think I'll bother going back.

Took a second visit after being pleasantly surprised with my first a few months back. Same routine, $5 to get in around 2pm, metal detector, ID scan. This time it was even more dead than the last time I was there. Only three other guys and six dancers. (although one came out of the LD area later) and a massage girl (who was very cute) Watched three or four dancers, all were very hot, most had MASSIVE tits, and chatted with me from the stage, since I was more or less the only one tipping. I stayed about an hour and nobody offered me a dance, nobody came and talked to me off stage, most were with a regular, or were on their phones. I would have loved to have had dances with most of the women there. Overall not bad, but my first visit may have been a fluke.

Figured I'd make my first ever trip to the Squire. It was around 830 on a Saturday night. Walked in, metal detector, $10 cover (and I tipped $5) It's VERY 80s sleaze, in the best way. Neon, LONG oval two sides bar along the right wall, large stage in front, VIP/LD room on the left, bathrooms all the way at the end of the bar. The stage also has big couches/chairs in front of the DJ booth, for some reason. There were four or five girls milling around of about 6 level, most talking to what I presume are regulars. There were maybe 8 guys there, and oddly a table for four or five women who looked like they just got off their shift at a construction site. There was a thicker, but VERY hot long dark haired Brazillian on stage. Massive tits, huge ass, wearing pasties and a fishnet dress. I was the only one tipping, but she wrapped her legs around my head, shoved her boobs and crotch in my face. She said "VIP? +$100 for three songs? after I'm done?" . I figured sure why not. While I was waiting for her to finish dancing an absolutely STUNNING 10 of a small Asian girl with massive boobs and a perfect body walked out of the dressing room and started to talk to me. I wish my timing was better. Just as we started chatting the previous girl got off stage and took my hand and led me to the VIP. Went for $120 for four dances, and I tipped the bouncer $20 (who immediately walked away). Given what she was giving me on stage I figured this would be a fun VIP. I was wrong. First of all the VIP room is nice, very private feeling. She immediately closed two curtains (and it is truly a separate room, with a door). She grinds, tells me I can tough, puts my hands on her boobs and puts her ass in my face....but then....just that. She says "for $200 I will take care of everything", which I am not sure what that means, and didn't have it, but I said maybe if we go for a round 2. After that, she just kept doing the same thing, literally never took her clothes off. I also swear it wasn't 4 songs (they blow an air horn between songs, so it's easy to count) After a very disappointing dance she said "nothing else for me??" which annoyed me. I handed her a $10 and go out of there. I think I just had bad luck with dancers, I may try this place again sometime, but this wasn't fun.

Was up in NH for some appointments and thought I'd check it out. It was about 45 mins from Boston, very easy ride, it's about 5 minutes off the highway (either Rt 2 or 293) MASSIVE building, huge parking lot, on a major road, but also kind of middle of nowhere feeling. No cover, no ID check. Walked in around 2pm and no girls were on stage, only one other guy was in there. Four cute girls were milling around the bar, another was at a table on her phone. I used the bathroom (very clean) and got a soda ($8, and tipped 2), got some ones and sat down in a corner. Immediately a VERY hot 40s Thai girl approached (she's been mentioned here before I see) and asked me to buy her a drink. Bought her a $12 mixed drink, tipped $3 to the bartender/waitress. Talked AT me more than anything, about taxes for about 20 minutes, then asked if I wanted dances, I said sure why not, a little so I could stop hearing about taxes. Bit of a walk to more or less a separate building, paid a bouncer $100 (for three songs) and tipped him 20. Her and I were the only people in there (the bouncer left) and we had a VERY good time in a very private curtained decent sized booth with a love seat. I tipped her another $60 and left very happy. I would return

For science, I needed to go back and get a table/lap dance, just so I could fully compare to The Golden Banana. Went on a Friday afternoon about an hour after opening. Only about four or five other patrons in there. No cover, ID check. Very nice and very hot bartenders as usual. Ordered a $7 soda (with a $2 tip) and watched five dancers over the course of an hour. All about 6s, but a wide variety of body shapes and types. Something for everyone. Everyone did three songs, fully nude by the second song, usually. The DJ was begging people "get some money on the stage" so I felt obligated, me and one other guy were the only two tipping. Most girls didn't come out to the floor after their set. There were two I really liked and was hoping to get a dance from but I never saw them once they left the stage. Eventually one dancer DID ask me if I wanted a dance and I said yes. She had a perfect body, and cute but not amazing face. The dance area is behind the bar, in a separate room with a glass brick half wall. It's not private, but we were the only people in there. You can see all the other chairs and the corners are more private. That being said there was NO bouncer or ANYONE looking in there. $25 per song for a dance. She started right away, so I got almost two songs. Lots of contact, lots of one way touching from her side, ear kissing and breathing, nipples in my face and on my lips, VERY good dance. After the one song I gave her $40 and went on my way.

I said I'd never come back but after just having an AMAZING first experience across the street at the Golden Banana and given that I had to turn around RT1 and drive right by the Cabaret anyway I figured I'd stop in. ID check, no cover. Immediately I noticed there were WAY more patrons than at the GB, I counted 15 guys (compared to 5 across the street). It didn't help that this club is 1/3rd of the size of the GB so more people felt like a LOT more people. Saw two girls sitting with what I assume are regulars at the bar. The very hot and very nice bartender got me a $7 soda water, I tipped her $3 and got some ones. The girl on stage was porn star pretty, tatts, long blonde hair, massive man made tits. Full nude. I tipped a bit, there were two other guys at the rail. Sitting by myself a pretty, but not really my time Brazilians girl (cute, glasses, average figure) asked if I wanted to a dance. $25, or 3 for $60, so already a better value than across the street, on paper, but quality wise I can't vouch. I politely declined as I had just gotten there and as I said she wasn't my type and she was very nice about it and moved on. The next girl on stage was absolutely not my type, very plain, a bit thick, probably a 5. I would have stayed and tried to get a dance or three from the blonde who was on stage when I walked in but I had an appointment I had to get to. This time was slightly better than my last visit, and if I was on a tighter budget I'd check this out, but given how great a time i had across the street at the GB, this would be a distance second. One bonus, it's open every afternoon, not just Fridays.

I grew up in the area and drive by this place all the time. I never set foot in there ever. After having a pretty mediocre experience across the highway at The Cabaret on my first visit my expectations were very low. The place is open M-T at 6pm, but on Fri and Sat they open at noon. I was in the area doing some errands and stopped in around 1pm. $5 to get in, empty your pockets, go through a metal detector, scan your ID. I was pleasantly surprised how clean and modern things looked (again I had low expectations and was comparing it to The Cabaret). Stopped and used the Men's Room (weirdly they ONLY have urinals and the sinks are basically in the lobby so you wash your hands in view of everyone, I've never seen anything like it). It's a BIG place. Some sports on big screen, ATM, and a Golden T game. I got a soda water, $8, tipped the bartender $2, she was very nice and very cute. Sat down and watched the final song of the girl on stage. Very well endowed natural dirty blonde with no tatts. I counted 7 girls and only 6 patrons, including me. The girl on stage was mostly talking to/paying attention to the one guy at the rail who was throwing money, which makes sense. She was fully nude by the time I sat down. Girls dance for three songs. I was surprised that the DJ was playing ALL classic rock, which in hindsight makes sense because despite the fact that I'm in my early 40s I was the youngest person there by probably a decade. The next girl was a pretty, semi-tatted girl with LONG dark hair, massive (but very well done and nice) man mades, and slightly thicker (NICE jiggle on the booty). I went to the rail and tipped her right away and she was chatting (it was just me and one other guy at the rail and he was way down the other end). She chatted, was naked by song two, and giving me some VERY close up attention. She asked if I wanted a dance. Two songs for $60 so I figured why not. (There was also a four for $100 option but I went with the two just to give it a sampling) Lap dance area is a separate room, probably six booths separated by walls. I paid the attendant (who was very not paying attention, in a good way), he gave her half and she walked me to the furthest booth next to the wall at the end of the room. It felt VERY private. She was naked and had kicked her shoes off before I had even sat down. She also walked me in there about 1/3rd of the way through a song, so I got two songs after PLUS the rest of that song. She was amazing. LOTS of grinding, kitty in the face, straddling, ear kissing, heavy breathing, rubbing everything on me. I kept my hands at my side and didn't ask about touching, but really didn't need to. Lots of over the pants, with tits, mouth, hands, stick shifting, etc. Wrapped her legs around me, it was fantastic. WELL worth $60. I tipped her an extra ten and was on my way. She kept time, the guy never looked back or told her time was up. As far as the other girls working I didn't get a great view of all of them (the club is pretty dark) but I saw a very pretty AA, a pretty but very thin A Cup with short red hair and lots of tatts who was the only person I saw do pole work (she was very good), and a short Latina who was massaging a regular the entire time I was there. There was at least one girl per patron. I will be back, I was shocked at how good a time I had.