MJ Bismark

As you step inside the ridiculous pink building, after your eyes adjust from the daylight, the first thing you notice is the mirrored walls make the club seem larger than it actually is. The seating is arranged around a bar and the stage in the middle of the room, giving everyone a nice view of the dancers performing. Some dancers parade around the room multiple times practically begging for a few extra dollars while others sit at a table off the bar on thier phones or talking to other dancers. I cannot review the food nor did I see anyone ordering it but the prices seemed low. I can't imagine it is any good. Now on to the fun part. I will leave the name out and specific details since I am not sure if I should include it. After a very hands on (her hands) introduction from a stunning Asian dancer I decided to give her a spin. I was a bit taken back by how hot her body was that I overlooked her 3 minute constant talking before going for a private lap dance. I don't even remember what she was saying. Once in the private booth the talking just continued. She told me her entire life story before the first dance was over. She also kept telling me I reminded her of someone she knew and if the dances continued she wouldn't be able to control herself. So as the dance count increased so did experience. If I was well protected I think ANYTHING was on the table. Thier was a brief mention to upsell in the beginning but she just kept going further without me agreeing to anything. After 6 dances and a well assisted clean up she asked if I could tip her. I gave her a two dance tip and she thanked me but said next time if you are prepared she would also need an additional 2 song tip. Overall for under 300 for the entire trip it was well worth it. I think this was the first time ever the you remind me of someone actually worked to my advantage. I am not sure if that was part of her act but I will definitely repeat when I have the opportunity. PM me for her name or more details.

The playhouse building itself is nothing spectacular. If was not pink you would probably drive right past it on rt 130. Did not pay cover at the door but there was a one drink minimum after sitting at the bar. Bartender was friendly and attractive, but I did not catch her name. Was surprised to see food menu as I have never really seen anyone eating here unless they were a dancer. I think I would rather test my fate with a new dancer vs trying the food, but how bad could it be? When dancers are on stage its only possible to tip them if you throw your dollars at them or leave them on the bar. If they do walk around some girls will try to get you to tip them multiple times. One up top, one down below and another just to get them to go away. If you're not tipping while they are on stage, it's not really a problem but just a bit annoying if you are not that interested. It's also seems to be the less popular girls who do this. Again, so if you are not tipping everyone while they are on stage it's not a big deal. The schedule is often hit or miss. If you are going for someone specific just be prepared for a backup or to try someone new. Tonight, my regular was a no show so I decided test my luck with Luna and her tight sexy body did not disappoint. I opted for her combo package of a lap dance and then back massage back at the bar. It was totally worth it for the first time with her. The back massage was a great way to get to know her more and the lap dance sure made up for the price of the combo package!