Comments by caldo

maseros charge $20, never used the downstairs restrooms but next time i will to compare the attendant’s price. i usually get to tj pretty late (after 10) so didn’t think a pharmacy would be open. i crossed into tj around 10:15-10:30, no hassle. crossed back around 4:45-5am, very short wait. maybe the review came off the wrong way. i’m not a misogynist who thinks consent doesn’t matter. i still talk to lulu, i talked to her yesterday. we’re good. no dragon tattoo on her back.

let’s not be stingy boys!

Congrats on popping your HK cherry! i popped mine a couple weeks back. i read a lot of reviews prior to going and was nervous as hell the whole day leading up to going. ended up staying at HK the entire time and having a lot of fun. this place exists solely for men to have fun and the women to make money. just enjoy your time there and let the rest fade away. planning another trip soon and will stay at cascadas again. i want to venture over to adelitas this time and check that out too. here’s to more fun your second go around!

Just crossed last Tuesday night at around 11pm. no line, no hassle. came back across at around 4:45am. no line, no hassle.

the pill the masero gave me was blue and diamond shaped in an individually wrapped package. by the time i got into tj, 11pm, the pharmacies were closed or i would have tried them. either way, the pill was something i planned on paying $20 for so i’m not worried about it. i didn’t use the bathrooms in the club but next time i’ll keep in mind the attendants sell it cheaper. thank you for the tip. i’ll probably continue using the secure $15 parking as i feel more comfortable leaving my car somewhere it’s safe. i know there are many great options for getting to and from the border that are less expensive but south san diego is probably the car theft capital of the nation. i just don’t want to risk parking my car overnight somewhere not secured.

^ in san ysidro by 4:50** took me no time to cross on a wednesday around 5am. it was after a rainstorm tho.

papi chulo - definitely could have gotten the pill for cheaper if the pharmacies were open, i know. however, after reading other reviews i knew and expected to pay $20 from the masero so it was planned into the budget and the opportunity cost, to me, was worth it. puta tester - thanks man. i had thought about the border crossing shakedowns and knew they were privy to the shoes as a hiding spot. however, my thought was once they found the money in my jeans hopefully they’d be satisfied enough to stop looking and let me keep what was left. if they found it all, would they have taken it all? also, i should have noted in the review. my spanish is decent. the girls complimented me on my ability to speak and one even said i was “85% good.” in reality i’m probably 7% good.l but 7% is enough to get you in their pants at HK 😉. also, i arrived at the border crossing back to the U.S. around 4:45 and was in san ysidro by 5:50. when asked by the border patrol agent what i was doing in mexico i said, “zona norte,” and he waved me by. he looked jealous.