Comments by waitaminnit

@nelly - Thanks for the tip about copy/paste of the boilerplate. Previously I've written the reviews offline, and then copy/paste the entire review into the text box. If you look at my last few reviews, they have been formatted very ugly. This was an attempt to avoid that nastiness. I'll figure it out for next review - thanks for the feedback.

HHP - really good review, especially when you allow a bit of personality to leak through (like in Lycy's description , the "has sumpin’ funky goin’ on wit da hair", or Dylan "packin a lil sumpin extra") In your description of Vivian you state she's actually half Japanese. This conflicts with what she told me, that she is half Korean. Either way, she's great in VIP, and time will tell whether the difference is in our memory (not impossible), or if she is altering her bio when she's talking with us (also not impossible).

Thanks for the comments, and I apologize for the badly-formatted post. It appears that writing offline and pasting into the "submit" form can have conflicting opinions about where the text wraps. I'll do better next time

Good review - and you've uncovered the universal truth of visits to Desire. When your wallet is one of the few available, fun things can happen.

@hungry - yes, GPS is Golden Pussy Syndrome, usually accompanied by excess fees, excess and unjustified attitude, etc. Fiona is about 5ft 5 without heels, light brown or blonde hair (review said brunette, but I've reconsidered), bust is probably close to 34, booty is not big but nicely firm, good smile, bouncy but not toned.

The bookkeeping thing relates to why the third floor (pool table area for Lust) is closed. Since it happens regularly from January to April there have been guesses that the business is collecting all of their records and categorizing them for federal tax returns.

OWG, good to see the high quality of your reviews didn't slip due to your illness. Your lineup of "@@" and "@@@" lines up with my list of dancers. Similar to your comment about this being "like Cheers but with naked women" (excellent!!) , I'll add in that if Desires was a highway the multiple-@ would be identified by "Curves ahead - Dangerous Intersection" signs.

Good review, and the follow-up comments are also helpful

Thanks nelly

@Hungryhunnypot - they were small-ish but still shaped and perky, not hard-to-find or saggy. I didn't think she needed to have them shaped, but my mindset is not the deciding factor. Upon close inspection she paid for a top-quality job, maintaining the natural feel and look. She told me she's happy with the results, and a happy Ivanna is a very good thing.

@Locutusbrg, thanks for the update about Ivana, it would be good to see her back at the club. Regarding yellow cards, I've been holiday-tipping and buying drinks a bit more, and seeing yellow cards about every other visit. They don't owe me one, but I'm glad to take a free drink every so often.

OWG, your posting about your experiences mirrors my afternoon at the party. Crowded downstairs and upstairs - check. Lots of pretty presents to look at, tip, and think about unwrapping (can't afford all, how to choose?) Parking was crowded, this was one of the rare times I chose valet. My Lust membership got me passed the cover charge.

OldWhiteGuy - I know I've produced a good review when the comments, from people who actually visit the club (yeah, I'm lookin' at you d-scrub), are positive and appreciative. And now, a reflection on words and language: "shill" - "one who poses as a satisfied customer in order to dupe bystanders to participate in a swindle" "scrub" - can't decide which of the two choices fits better "(slang) a contemptible or incompetent person", or "(sports) a player not on the varsity or first team".

@OWG - it certainly is an interesting phenomenon that an adjudicator from the southwest claims that every review of Desire is a "paid shill". It's almost as if management wants controversy in order to drive up traffic to the site. Maybe I'm just overly suspicious - but after my first review got the "paid shill" treatment, a number of commenters told me to ignore scrubby, so I have.

Thanks to @OldWhiteGuy & @rogerf for the confirmation that my review comments align with your experiences with some of the dancers. I guess we are all members of the "you're a shill" club - membership list maintained by desertscrub. Dubious honor at best, but there it is anyway.

@nelly76 - My info is that the party starts at noon on Wednesday the 7th. Unsure if there will be a cover charge, DJ announced there will be a buffet set out. Club Lust will be open to all, not just members. Not certain of the discount amount. All the dancers I've spoken with say that the party is an "attendance required" thing by the club. I'm expecting high dancer count, even higher customer count. Definitely not the day for the quiet or shy customer to wait to be approached by a dancer.

@OWG, fantastic example of a well-done review. You've mentioned a couple of my favorites, on my next update I'll add a couple of ones not included in your list. One of my favorites who has been among the missing since the beginning of the Kung-Flu shutdown is Bella. Blonde, short hair, great body slightly more curvy than the spinner-types. Maybe she'll return to the club soon, who knows.

@OWG - That's good news about Ivanna, will look for her tomorrow (day) during the party. ProTip - if you're thinking about a membership to upstairs club, discount is rumored to be offered during the annual party tomorrow. Be prepared for huge crowd, drinks in plastic cups, and waiting list for VIP rooms.

More comments about accounting at club Lust - It used to be that they gave you a card, and your membership number was in the card. They got away from that sometime in the distant past, and now you either give them your number, or they look up your number when you give them your name. The only way to find out your balance is to ask the bartender, but there are still what I'd call glitches in the system. First, I've been a member so long that I don't clearly remember the exact details for the dues. Initial quarterly dues/fees are $300, yes -- but I don't know how much of that comes back in the form of food & drinks. I also don't remember if renewing for the next quarter (also $300) gives back all of it in food/drinks, or only a portion of it. Second, I know that any part of the initial quarterly $300 that is unspent at the end of the 3-month quarter will be zero'd out. Third, I know that when I've run my account to zero before the end of the quarter, I'm given a choice of either paying cash for the difference, adding money to my account, or renewing early for the next quarter. I've been told that money added to the account does not get zeroed - but that rollover is handled by Yung (Young?) at the end of the month, and the bartender can't look it up on the register. I've never taken the "renew early" option, since I'm already fuzzy about the accounting, and have no easy way to confirm what I spend, my balance last visit, and so on. Much easier to renew on my first visit of the quarter.

Nelly76 - thanks for the feedback in your first comment here. I don't see any way to edit my original post, is that reserved for a different membership category? Or did you mean revise the structure and repost it on a monthly basis? Desertscrub - nope, didn't post at the request of Desire, posted so I could read more reviews. Not a shill, but I could certainly be described as a loyal repeat customer of Desire, and of some of the dancers at that club. All the clubs are different from "the good old days" - like, before Fantasies moved from their old location (in the area that was razed to build the huge "public safety department" south of Allens along the I-95 frontage road). Back when Satin Doll was open and long before they had a day for TS dancers. (Declined that experience back when I was overseas, and Thai LadyBoys were a "specialty item".)