Reviews by RAHarris

Returned to DC and had to stop make a stop at EI. Parking for this spot is across the street at $10. When you cross the street there were people out front throwing food on the grill, not sure how regular this is. Walking into the building you’ll pay $20, you can also get ones here as well, but in quantities of $100. After you make your way to the main bar area you’ll get a standard pat down. The bar is to your right. I got a straight drink on rocks $11. The main area is brightly lit, pool table, restrooms towards the back. This is a great spot to just watch the game if that’s what you’re looking. For The dance area is to the left after you enter. There’s three sections, general seating, VIP seating and VIP room. general seating is around the left and back walls, and against the railing. VIP seating is towards the right corner next to the DJ booth and along the right wall, this is nothing special just more comfortable seating it costs $20 I think. VIP room is $20 for the room and then whatever you negotiate. Dances are $10/song. I’ve heard about dancers negotiating for more but I’ve never dealt with that. The dancers are every shade of Black, spinner to thick and a range of ages. On the night I went I only danced with two girls, I got one dance from a yellow bone who offered VIP services. Her dance was meh so I passed. The second girl, Michelle I think, I kept for 8 songs, dark skinned beauty with a great real ass and some a-cups. She gave a really great grind, kept the beat, and provided plenty of stick shifting. She gives the type of attention that’ll make a rookie fall in love and make a pro wish it were real. This is a chill place, the women are friendly and nobody is really paying attention to you. If you find the right dancer you’ll be in for a great time. I would recommend not sleeping on the spinners they can provide a great time.

I stopped in to this club and some details are a bit fuzzy because i was drunk off my ass. When you walk in there’s a bouncer and at some point you pay $10 for entry. You walk into a very spacious club. There’s a bar immediately in front of you with two poles in the middle. Raised seating to the right and ground level seating to the left and directly behind the barn the ground seating to the left seemed like VIP area but I’m not sure. There’s a second smaller bar to the left in the cut and additional narrower stage as well. There’s also some raised seating. Beer was $10 if you get a drink for a dancer it’s $28, they pocket $20, at least that’s what I thought I saw. Girls are predominantly Black with a few latinas sprinkled in and I saw one white. One girl claimed to be a former adult actress, but whatever. The women were mainly surgically enhanced, with maybe one spinner. I would rate them 6-8 This is a throw money club, dancers will grind on you at the bar and depending on the girl do some stick shifting as long as your tipping. When I asked about LDs girls hemmed and hawed and kept asking for drinks, no thanks. So I don’t have deets on that. The crowd got livelier throughout the night, a party came in that was solely there to throw money and left within a hour. There were also a few couples in the building. I don’t think I’d go back to this spot, I prefer LDs and more secluded space. But if you just want drinks and pretty women this place will do.

Went mid week you know the deal square building square bar stage with two poles in the middle. Entry $5 mixed drink $7. I stoped in to kill some time. A fine tall dancer approached me after a little bit and she was slim thicc. I was already tapped in and wanted to do a dance then found out it was rhianna. We did two dances in the $20 room good grind and she kept pushing for $30 room but I’ve read reviews on her and dealt with her in the past so wasn’t going for the okie doke. For those who don’t know, rhinanna looks and feels damn good and she talks a good game. She’ll get you in $30 and “warm” you both up taking her time to get to business prolonging the dance count and providing mediocre service. Next I dances with Barbie. A lil video vixen with the sweetest lil voice. We did $20 dance then moved to $30 after I left a happy camper tip was $100 plus dances. Sorry fellas I base my tips off of what a flight and stay in Tijuana would be so I don’t mind going to that range when I’m in the states.

Had some time to kill in Canada and thought I’d update this place. This club was next to another one. Plenty of parking and I recommend getting money from a local bank, just make sure you spend it all otherwise you’ve got dud money when you return to the states. Getting in you provide an ID that they scan and confirm your photo against a webcam. This I wasn’t aware of and don’t like. But I was there and the process was in motion. You then walk through a metal detector and pay the $20 entry. When you walk in it’s a large club with plenty of seating and only saw one large stage the bar is immediately to your left and wraps around the wall. . I grabbed a vodka and soda $8CAD. Pro tip, don’t ask for ones here, this is a lap dance club. Dances are $25 per song, decent song lengths. Dances are done in a very spacious section of the club with booths. Booths are separated by a tall wall or frosted glass. But it’s always open so anyone walking by can see what’s going on. Dancers range white, black, Latina, some Asian. As soon as I sat down a very handsy Latina approached for a dance, in the booth she immediately began a very sensual and hands on grind. In only did one song with her, any more and I would have been useless the rest of the night and I had more time and money to burn. She was the only dancer that hinted at more being offered. Next three dances were with black women. All have a good grind, except one. My first one was very sensual with no hands but plenty of dirty talk. The last girl I danced with mixed dirty talk with some hands and brought us to the end of the night. If it weren’t for the whole ID scan, facial camera business, I would come back. If you don’t care about that then I’d recommend this club for the bang for its buck and variety of women.

I was back in the area and decided to come back to a hidden gem. This place is in a bit of a sketchy neighborhood. You’ve got two gas stations that in either end of the street and you had one that seemed like just a hangout spot for sketchy characters. Parking is across the street for 10$ or you can park on one of the side streets if you want to brave walking by the gas station. There’s no customer parking onsite. Entry is 20$ after you pay you walk down a short corridor and walk into a brightly lit bar area. You’ll be frisked and to your immediate left is where you can grab crisp ones. On the right is the bar one shot was 12$. Not sure of other prices. You’ve got TVs mounted behind the bar a pool table in the middle of the layout bathrooms beyond that. To the left of the bar is where the magic happens. In the lap dance room there’s a rectangular floor level “stage” with two poles and waist height handle bars around it. There are chairs right next to the stage, chairs a little ways back and VIP is located along the right back wall. VIP is nothing more than better chairs in darker corners. 20$ and not necessary. I stopped in on a Friday and there were plenty of dancers ranging from 1s to 7s, you might occasionally find an 8. Majority are 4a and 6s. In short, average neighborhood women, no super models. But you don’t come here for their looks, you come for the skills. Lap dances are 10$ea and take place out in the open. I’ve heard there’s a room but never tried it. Money goes a long way here and depending on the dancer you could be ready to leave within 5 songs. Some provide great stick shifting, others a great grind. Word of warning, there’s a very aggressive dancer with a completely built body, top to bottom, that is comically gross. She will try to get you to do a dance by offering extras. If that’s your thing more power to you. But I’d recommend staying far away from her. She’ll also try to sit next to you and scare other dancers away or sit off to the side and tell other dancers that you’re not spending money. Outside of that this is still a great place, sure OTC is something offered by other dancers but that’s not my style.

F This place has potential but the night I went it was kind of dry. However, if your not into the make it rain clubs this is your spot. You can’t miss this place or its signage, there’s a parking lot but I’m not sure how much it is since I was dropped off. At the door you go through a pat down and then walk in. If I remember right To your right is the window to pay the entry fee it was $20. This place has two levels, the bottom level seems to be the main spot, on the night went the top level was empty. Bottom level is mainly booth seating, seats at the bar and I think I might’ve seen 2-3 tall tables. 3-4 Wall screens left, center at the bar and right, but who tf cares about what’s in tv. Don’t remember drink prices but couldn’t have been more than $10-12. Here’s where things were a little annoying, bartender told me I need to get $100 in 1s in order to get tipping money. I had it and was cool with doing it but I don’t like mandatory minimums like that. My primary focus is getting dances and I tip in order to get girls attention. About 7-10 girls were working, range from 3-7s, black, white, latina. Some natural bodies and of course some plastic. There was “massage” lady which was annoying, mainly because she was older and looked it. I’m not sure on how much dances are I gave $10 a song. Didn’t do VIP so no details there. I got dances from a few of the girls. The first one really got into latina with b cup bolt ons, but she was more than happy to offer extras in VIP. That wasn’t really my thing so I skipped the offer but she gave a really good grind. I then got a dance from a darker skinned latina who spoke little English, but she had a natural body with really soft ass and her grind got better the more songs we did. She wasn’t afraid to run over the pants either. The last dance I did was with this leggy white girl, she got naked but her dance sucked and wasn’t into it. You get a good bang for your buck so I’d come back here next time I’m in town.

Had some time to kill and thought about getting some variety in my Philly stops so stopped in here. Parking was fine there’s some out front and more in the back. Walk in standard bar setup for the area, rectangular with pole attached. Think I paid $20 to get in. There’s seating and tables to the right of the bar as you come in. Because I had a drive ahead of me I only had a water which was $2 if I remember. The girls here are mixed bag, some white, black, and I think I saw one Latina or a mixed chick. None of them anything to write home about, on this night there were about 7-8 girls working they see about 7s and below. I chatted up one dancer and got a handful of dances at $30per. The lap dance room is communal with some raised sides depending on where you sit at. Songs/time are tracked by wrist bands that are scanned. This doesn’t seem to be an extras place and I wasn’t interested in VIP so didn’t get the details on that one. My dancer did give a good grind and has some pretty good breath play when she leaned in close to my ear. Did a decent job selling the experience. All in all this is average place and nothing special no one special. Going to head back to PO next time I’m in town.

This place is across from Jerry nuggets casino and next door to palomia. When you walk in there’s square hallway where you pay the cover. It was $5 when I went paid at window to the right when you walk in, you’re then patted down by security. After clearing security As you enter the bar is immediately ahead of you like other reviews said soon as you head to the bar you’re approached by dancers asking for LDs (more on that in a bit). You don’t really need 1s this is a place for LDs and everyone knows the deal. Had a mixed drink was about $10. Restroom is to the left of the bar. To the left of the bar is a little raised stage and seating but it wasn’t used much. The main stage is to the right. If you’re into stage shows this isn’t the place most of the dancers were lackluster on stage. Dancers are all Latina, lighter to mocha skin tone. 5-7, there were two that I would rate at an 8. LDs are $25/song $100/5 songs. Here’s a pro tip, there’s no bad LD here. I spent the night trying out different dancers and they all have a really good grind, most thrrough in some moaning. I only had two stick shift and only one allow for below waist roaming. Sorry guys I didn’t get any names. These were girls 4 months to 2 years from Cuba, DR, etc. So English wasn’t a strong point but they know “dance” and eye contact, that’s all that mattered.

Dropped in when I had some time to kill. Nothing spectacular but depending on the girl you might get a really good grind. When you walk in bathrooms immediately to your right down a hallway. As you make your way pass that you get to the square bar. There’s a sign that lists the names of the dances and a pole at the end of the bar and one on the corner. There’s wasn’t a door guy when I stopped in so idr the cover price. I stopped in for a beer ($6) and met this pretty little Black girl. She was a 6 but had a soft body and decent conversation. Usually I don’t care about that but since this wasn’t a long visit it was noticeable. We did a few dances. LDs are in a square room directly across from the bar, next to that is a VIP LD area. VIP is nothing special so don’t waste your time or funds. Both areas have cameras and the only thing you’re getting extra in VIP is away from the eyes by the bar. You pay the bar ahead time for the number of dances you want $25-30. I don’t like places like this because I like to get a test dance. Luckily this little beauty gave a good grind. The other dances ranged in looks and race, this was a place with something for everyone and for regulars.

This place ended up being better than I expected. I arrived around 11pm gave the door guy $20 went inside where I was frisked and stamped (hate clubs that stamp, but I get it). Previous reviews said phones weren’t allowed in and there’s signs that say it. When you walk in you’re in a traditional bar venue bright lights and all. There’s a bar to your right this is where you can get singles. Mixed drinks were priced at $14 which seems a bit steep but whatever. Not sure if there’s food. There’s a pool table in the middle of the floor and straight back beyond that are the bathrooms which are a slight step above a outhouse. There’s also a memorial display set up by the pool table of the bars original owner. To your left will be a door that takes you to the room where dances are. It’s a single room, imagine a basement or gas station with nothing in it. “The stage” is in the middle floor level with two poles (if in remember correct) there are banisters around the stage that dancers might use in their set. There was no rhyme or reason to the dancers sets, number of songs, who was up. They just went in the middle when they felt like it and danced. None of the dances were very impressive so if you’re into being wowed by tricks this might not be the spot for you On all sides of the stage are tables and 2-3 chairs you’d find at an older bar or mom and pop diner, a few tall tables to. Behind those are more comfortable lazyboys that are “VIP” seating this come at a cost of $20. There was no LD room. Dances are done in the open where you’re sitting or standing. The great thing about this place, everyone is getting a dance and it’s dark except for the light from the dj booth and some dimmer lights throughout. Dances are $10/song and the songs are full length. Like one time I was getting a horrible dance and wanted to end it but the song was forever. Dancers range from 3-7s, natural to plastic, spinner to thicc. I only saw black girls and the clientele was mainly black. I don’t remember the names of the dancers who kept me company but they were good for the most part two in particular were very memorable and expert stick shifters. Extras are possible if you’re brave enough and OTC was offered, but wasn’t my type. Good place for the value. Would go back if I’m in the area again.

Decided to swing back through here on a Thursday after my last visit and the comments on it. This place is in an industrial area and if you blink you miss it. There’s a parking lot on the side of the building with some parking out front. You need to enter from the front of the place. In entry there was a pay window area that is unoccupied on this particular visit. You go in and immediately you’re in the club with a stage built into the wall on your left with some lounge chairs and on your right are some diner tables and chairs. Straight ahead is the window here you’ll pay the cover and access fee for LDs. Bathrooms are to the left and behind this window. This is a byob place so theres no bar. Idk the requirements for BYOB since I didn’t bring anything. The stage show this night was two dancers at a time for the most part for a couple of songs. Small stage that doesn’t leave a lot of room for tricks but some get creative. LDs are held in three areas. 3-4 “booths” on either side of the payment window. To the right of the window there’s two curtained off areas with a single diner chair and a cushioned chair. You’ll walk through one curtained area to get to the other. To the left of the window past the bathrooms there are actual rooms with doors with a faux leather couch and black light. Across the room from the window, so directly to your left when you walk in, there are two more curtained areas with a diner chair and cushioned chair as well. There are cameras in all areas. LDs are $30 topless, $40 full nude per song and there’s an access fee of $20 per girl. Example if you take girl A for a dance you pay $20 the window and then the cost of the dances per song. If you take girl B for a dance it’s another $20 access fee. If you go back again with girl A, it’s just the cost of the dances because you already paid the $20 access fee for girl A. Here’s a note about the songs during my visit this place never played a single full song you got the first verse the hook and MAYBE some of the second verse. Now on to the dancers. Most are Latina, with some Black sprinkled in. Various shapes ages and sizes and I’d rate 4-6 with a few 8s. Unfortunately, I don’t remember any of their names but I do remember dances. As soon as I walked in and paid, didn’t even get to sit, a tallish Caribbean looking dancer walked up and ask if I wanted a dance. Since the stage show wasn’t anything to write home about I took her up on the offer. She had a great body and was definitely a talker. I usually don’t like talkers (unless it’s seductive to dirty talk) because they use it as a way to BS thru the dances. This one sort of did that but mixed it in with enough grinding to make it bareable. Did two songs, she pushed for a third but I had my fill. I go back out to watch the stage show. Two latinas were on both were thicc one being slim thicc. The latter caught my eye and moved good on stage. I tipped her for a while while she twerked on me and I told her to see me for a dance after. Her dance did not disappoint. Very sensual with a great grind. I went back out and saw a gorgeous Black dancer on stage as I tipped her Indidnt get the same impression that a dance with her would be good so I passed, but her face amd body were amazing. There was this light skin Black spinner that did a set on stage that gave the feel that her dances would be good. After her set I flagged her down. She came to sit on my lap and started dancing right there on the floor, of course i was tipping throughout. Things got hot and heavy and we went back for a dance it was really good. I don’t know if OTC or extras are available here but I also wasn’t pressed to find out. If you’ve got some money to blow this seems to be a decent spot for it.

During my trip to HK I decided to get some fresh air and while walking around I was waved into Gold Palace and decided what the hell. Walking in and it’s a very small club. Staging area is situated in the middle with booth seating all around and a bar when you immediately walk in. The place was damn near dead compared to HK about 7-10 girls working all 6s and lower. A dancer was brought over to me and I bought her a drink since they were real cheap in this place. She talked nonstop, worked in the US and told some long drawnout story about her husband and how he was cheating on her with one of the other dancers at the club and how she was now living with them so she decided to return to work at the club because she wanted to be a “bad girl” again. What the entire fuck man. She felt soft but after the whole husband story I wasn’t good anymore, I don’t do wives. I let this go on for 3-4 songs, again dirt cheap beer, and then I dipped never to return.

Made the trip at the pedeast crossing had to fill out an entry form, there was no payment taken. Walked over the border hopped in a taxi and took the $10 ride to HK. I checked in for the night, I didn’t reserve a room but it was a random weekday so idk if that had any bearing on the availability. Double bed, one for play and one for sleep(?). As soon as you walk into HK you’re greeted by a wonderful buffet of beauties (for the most part). I received a pat down and went to the bar to grab a beer ($5) and some ones to tip drink runners and door guys. I took a lap around the place and then found a seat. About 5-7mins after sitting a nice looking brunette about a 7 approached and started feeling me up. She knew very little English and I know even less Spanish but we made it work. Grabbed her a drink $10 plus a tip to the runner. Girl #1 I didn’t get her name started with an M. All natural body, great ass, tits sagged a little but were fun to play with. We went upstairs and she went to work immediately first doing a strip tease then using her mouth to strap me up. Great dirty talk in Spanish (I hope lol). It wasn’t a rushed session and after we finished both showered and returned to enjoy the rest of the views. Damage was a hundred. Hug out in the room for about 20mins, surfed the TV channels and like previously reported there’s a few adult stations and a few local stations. Went back downstairs to grab another beer and give myself some more time to power back up. After doing a lap on the second floor and checking out the festivities up there I went outside to see what the talent was looking like. At this point it was still too early for anything worthwhile to be out so I went back in where I met my second experience of the night. Girl #2 was a wonderful brown skin bombshell named sugar. Great natural tits, and a soft bubble butt. She was very personable and spoke English really well. Her and I chatted for a bit, I bought us both drinks and we felt each other up before deciding to go back up to my room. We had a nice leisurely session she was very vocal with what she liked and how it made her feel while I did it to her. After we finished we layed together for about 20mins and alternated between chatting and just groping. Before showering and heading back down. Damage was hundred plus some extra for the overall experience. Back downstairs I decided to go outside for fresh air and to scope out the talent again. There were a few that seemed interesting but I needed more time to power up. During this time I stopped inside gold palace, I’ll drop that review there. Went back to HK and saw a wonderful little petite thing that my guy was just busting at the seems to get into. This sadly ended up being the bust of the night. Girl #3 after chatting her up a bit i invited her back up to my room. She had nice little b cup and round little butt but was skinny. As we got back into my room we felt each other up a bit. I’m not large by any mean but when she felt me and paused I had a hint of the problem to come. Long story short, she was so small it didn’t fit and I ended up sending her back downstairs. Wanting to end on a high note I decided to try Chicago club for the first time and was pleasantly surprised. Will post that story there. All in all HK was a good time and wish I could get there more often.

This is a YMMV club if I’ve ever been to one. To start if you drive to fast you’re gonna miss this place that’s how much it doesn’t look like a club. The parking lot is behind a gate that is partially blocked by a dumpster it looks like it’s closed but you’re at the right spot. Parking is tight on a light night so idk how it is when busy. There’s a front and back door to the place, I went in the back since it was open and was directly in front of the bar where you pay the entry fee but the cop inside, yeah I said cop, will tell you you better use the front door next time smh. Entry fee is $20. The bar is juice and water. People were drinking out in the parking lot. Never saw anyone bring a drink in. Anyway this place isn’t much by the way of looks. A bunch of diner style chairs around card tables and a row of chairs along the back. The stage is a raised platform along the wall. Can’t give details on performance since no one was on stage and the 3-4 dancers there were on their phones. I’d rate them from 4-7. I sat for a few minutes to get my bearings and see if anyone would take the stage. The dancers that were there were all spinners and Latina. A dancer with some baby damage came over and asked for a LD and since I decided not to waste any time I accepted the offer. The LD area is split into two parts. One immediately behind and to the right of the bar and one directly across from the bar. Both are covered by curtains and the couches are covered in cloth and nothing special. There are cameras pointed into each room. Which is very annoying. You pay the bar a $20 fee to access the area and then $30/song topless and $40/nude. I don’t remember the first dancers name but she had a strong accent and immediately offered the nude option. Since no one was on stage when I got in I didn’t know how any of the girls danced so I opted for the $30 dance. This wasn’t so much a dance as it was her dry humping me to get straight to the point. I only did one song and then went back out. My second dancer was a hot little number from south of the border. She was extremely sensual and provided great stick shifting. She pushed me to the brink and it was over before the second song. She was very vocal and allowed a substantial yet discreet amount of two-way touching. While the second dance made up for the entire visit I don’t think I’d go back to this club the ambience was stale and I wasn’t feeling the staff who worked there. Also, did I mention the cop inside kicking it with the staff. Reeks of a setup.

Was in the area on a weekday and decided to give this place a try. Located in an industrial area that looks sketchy at night but they had on-grounds security for other facilities in the area so at least there’s that a few doors up. There’re two parking areas one gated and one immediately outside the gate, looks like it was a relic setup when the building was an actual bodyshop at some point. This is a BYOB club so people were drinking at their cars. Walking up throws you off because it looks like an actual car shop but the entrance is to your right. Once you go in the first door You’ll have to pay the door man before he buzzes you into the second door. For convenience, entry fees are posted on a small blackboard by the door man $30 is the normal fee. The club is smedium. Walk in the stage is immediately to your right with a mirrored wall behind it and a couch directly in front and a bunch of bar tables and stools scattered around. There’s a “bar” that sells juice, water, Red Bull and where you pay for LD entrance, more on this later. Here’s why I say smedium. The VIP room is about 6 curtained off booths to your left when you walk in and the communal room is a spacious area behind the “bar” and unisex bathrooms can also be found a little ways past the communal room. A wall or two knocked down and this place could be bigger. Also communal room has no privacy, none at all. Dancers are a range of races, skin tones, and shapes so really something for everyone, short, taller, spinners, tatted and thicc. They do 3 song sets on stage and there’s no tip walk. While I was there, a few went topless and a few showed more. Another review mentioned newbies and that’s certainly the case. Again, more on this when I go into LDs. As I’ve mentioned in past reviews, I don’t waste time with dancers coming up to me if I see something I like I approach. I approached one young lady, light skin AA spinner with gorgeous legs, a pretty face, and a few tats. She was a newbie in the game. We had a decent conversation while I was checking out other dancers on stage and waiting to see how her moves were before asking for a dance. I don’t put too much emphasis on the conversations, I’m not there to talk. After her set and deciding she moved well enough on stage I took her for a dance. Here’s how LDs work. $20 to the house EACH time you go back for a dance. So if you get a new dancer you give the house $20 at the bar every time. $30/song for topless in the communal room. $40/song for nude in the VIP. Also both areas have a shit ton of cameras which is a huge downside for me. There’s no angle that gives cover and not a chance for additional offerings in the rooms. Back to my dance with the light skinned dancer. She hustled me good and got me in the VIP room claiming it was topless unless I wanted her to go full nude. I was fine paying the $30 and just said topless only since I was still getting a feel for her skills. It wasn’t until I went to settle up that I was charged $40 and told by the bar mom it was the room not the offerings that dictated the cost. Yes, I know, should’ve known better but whatever. I only ended up doing one dance with her anyway because despite moving good on stage she was blah in the LD. Next I decided to approach a short, soft spoken pretty brown skin thicc dancer with all natural curves in all the right places and the feel to match. I asked her for the VIP which she was happy to do. We went to the VIP and she waited for the next song to start so that we would begin on a full song, always appreciate dancers like this. She then went on to provide a very sensual grind and encouraged two way play mainly up top, but definitely sold it by her response. She also provided a little show in the mirror while grinding. Tough to explain but I did four songs with her and gave a tip so trust it was good.

This is definitely a place where you want your big head doing all the thinking. Was in the seven cities for a trip and decided to swing by this place to see what the deal was. If you’re not careful when driving you’ll miss it. Small parking lot and there are 2 buildings connected to each other. If you need something to drink do it before hand because they don’t serve here. When you walk in immediately to the right is the counter where you’ll pay your $10 entry fee to the door guy. To the left is an area set up for lap dances. From there I was approached by a thicc dancer who immediately offered to take me back for a dance. Since this is a lap dance club and there’s not much else going on, there’s no need to even wait and see if there’s any better dancers to choose from. And it looks like it’s only Black dancers. From the quick glances I had the lap dance area looks to be a few curtained off booths I had a loveseat in my booth. The other thing it had was cameras along the ceilings. I don’t remember my dancers name, she wasn’t bad looking but not my typical cup of tea, I’d rate her a 4. I was told you have to pay $20/song for the jukebox I did four songs. When she came back she then said it was $20/dance. This is why I say you want your big head doing the thinking. On top of $80 for the jukebox and $80 for the dance, she then wanted more on top for anything extra. She pulled him out and tried her very best to entice him. She gave a really good grind. But at that point I was done because of the upcharge. I’ve been to plenty of other places and $160+ for this place was a bit over the top. All in all, I wouldn’t recommend this place unless you want to part with money with no ROI.

I was recently in the area for business and hadn’t really had a chance to check out a good club in awhile so I figured this was a great opportunity. I first tried to go to krystals cabaret but they were closed and it was only 1 in the morning don’t know what that was about. Hot seat has a small to medium sized parking lot. Cover was $5 or $10 as soon as you walk in and go through the metal detector. I think its there for show no pattdown and had keys on me. But whatever. Walk in to the left is a bar type setup no drinks I’m assuming since va drinking law is crazy. To the right bathrooms and some side booths. Veering left there are 3 stages a main one thats can maybe fit 4 or 5 around it in chairs. 2 smaller stages are in two booth areas. The rest of the seating around the club are bar tables. None of the poles reach the ceilings and they all wobble around so if you like tricks this ain’t the place. There were 6-8 girls working mix of black white asian and either a mixed or latina. All were spinners for the most part. Ranges from 4s-8s mainly 7s. After watching a few dances and tipping a couple of the girls I asked for a lap dance with one of them after she came off stage. She agreed and went to finish out her set and I turned down the offer that came up to me from another girl. Might have been a mistake. By the time the girl came over to me it was a good 15 20 minutes later. She was off stage and went to another area with what I assume is a regular. This is a good time to point out theres no way of figuring out the song rotation or who was up next. And no dollar parade so girls didn’t come around after looking for tips. She finally made her way over and I decided to try her out one dance was $40 and if it didn’t blow my mind I wasn’t going to do more than one. Welp it didn’t. Best I could tell no extras was told up front touch every where but the kitty and back door. Seeing as it was the only option available that night sad state of affairs in va.

Saw that this place hasn’t had a review since ‘21, so i thought I’d take one for the team and check it out. Fairways is on a highway and has a decent sized parking lot maybe 20-30 spots there is random trailer in the back but whatever. I went in Wednesday about 7:30 there wasn’t a doorman or cover so idk what standard practice is. When you walk in, it’s dark as hell and your eyes have to adjust. You’re walking into a hallway with the restrooms almost immediately to your right then the changing rooms for dancers. Going straight in it opens up to the bar area on your right and lap dance area to your left. Square bar which seems to be popular in these parts for strip clubs. You have the cash register on one end and a bar top level pole at the other. There’s two other poles in the corners of the place at opposite ends. There are high chairs and tables towards the back of the space that allow you to hideout a bit more in the dark. Dancers do two songs, one on the corner stage closest to the bar and the other on the elevated stage in the bar. After that they do a tip walk, I didn’t experience any pushyness which is always good. I don’t know drink cost because I usually get the drink and singles so it doesn’t matter, my bad fellas. I can say, unlike my last po visit, the bartender didn’t shortchange me. The clientele is diverse young and old black and white guys. There was a random gathering outside of guys who blew through their money in like 30mins but idk what that was about. Dancers fit the same bill, size, shape, height, race, complexion all diverse about 3/5 black 1/5 white and 1/5 either Latina or idk what. There were 10 dancers working when I went, no DJ so I guess they pick their songs on the jukebox in the corner at the beginning of the night. A dancer was always on the pole for the most part. There were two heavier girls, one was sexy and had great tits, and the rest were spinners or thick. Dancers tended to pounce as soon as you got settled or once a girl walked away from you, again this was a good thing. There was a guy who seemed to be a regular but they didn’t hang around him too long. I got dances with Ruby and Kelly. Both provided a good grind. Ruby’s ride was more aggressive and Kelly sensuous. Both were great at conversation. Spoke with ruby when i got in and Kelly ended my night. Their are two lap dance areas regular and vip. Regular $30 a song and vip $120 for 4 songs and a drink (don’t know if that was a Wednesday special or regular). You have to pay up front for both. Bright side, dancers will wait until the current song ends before taking you back and starting your dance. Downside you kind of have to sit through a dance before deciding if the girl is worth more. Both LD areas look the same 4-5 pleather couches in a square facing each other. The vip provides no additional privacy outside of it being more concealed from the bar and couches spread slightly further apart. This is a no extras place guys. There are cameras in the vip and in the regular they can see you from the bar. I would strongly recommend avoiding the vip since it’s nothing special. I had a good time because of the conversation, easy going nature of the dancers, and again both ladies gave a really good grind.

Went the other day in the afternoon. There was a swap meet happening in the larger parking lot, but parking in front of PO was a breeze. Nothing’s change much from my last visit. This early in the day there’s no cover charge, but if you had to pay that booth is immediately to your left when you walk in. It’s also the booth you pay at for LDs. The only change I noticed was the bathroom isn’t as clean and there’s a new bartender or she could be the early shift bartender. I noticed the change in bartender for two reasons 1) the bartender at my last visit poured heavy and was tipped well for it. 2) unlike the previous bartender when I gave her money for $1s she ripped me off. As others have said, from the walk in viewpoint there are two single rooms to your right with doors and to your left is the open LD area with just a beaded curtain. DJ booth is straight back to your left along with some arcade type game idk I didn’t pay attention to it. There’s no food served at this spot but people did have delivery coming. There were a few dancers to start off with Cookie was one of them. She has an accent but I couldn’t place it and didn’t bother to ask, I just enjoyed the sound of her voice. She has a thicc ass and moves pretty well. She took me for a dance and we had a great time in the communal room, she’s open and adventurous. Later in the day I met some other dancers, mostly spinners with a few thicker ones. I enjoy PO because I prefer AA dancers and they have them in all shapes and sizes. Princess was a great conversationalist, made me feel right at home and did the appropriate rounds with everyone at the bar, very friendly and not overly pushy. She did go back to what looked like her regular after doing her rounds. I took her for a dance and she was also pretty good. Direct and to the point.

I stopped by PO and cheerleaders during a quick trip into Philly. It’s a decent place next to a toy shop I’m pretty sure both were equally visited based on the number of cars split between the two. PO is on the corner easy to find, parking was interesting. There’s like a little box of cars parked near the club I ended up parking near the toy shop. PO was a breeze to get into door was $5 when I arrived, there’s a mask sign on the door but no one inside wore theirs. There was a decent size crowd. It’s only a bar with the stage I’m the middle and then a room for dances and two closed door booths for more vip treatment. I ended up doing a lap or two to find a seat. The crowd was mixed and dancers tended to stay with their regulars or guys they were working over (unsuccessfully in most instances). I typically don’t wait for a girl I want to come seek me out, I’ll flag her down or if she’s close enough go up to her and see what the deal is. Dances in the open room run $20, the two vip booths run $30, negotiate add’l if you so desire. Problem is if you want a booth there’s a chance you’ll be waiting for one to open up. The booth I was had a pleather couch and mirrors around it, not sure on the other one. Dancers were black and maybe a Latina or two, majority red bones it seemed like. Each dancer does about 2 songs if I counted correctly. Then a dollar stroll. This is also a good time to grab a dance. There were two skinny chicks there, one had a nightmare (for those going or are familiar, think about it) odor and the other, didn’t catch her name gave me possibly one of the best lap dances I’ve had. Great movement, great face, 8/10 (needs a bit more body). Some dancers will try to immediately take you to the $30 room, I’d advise trying them out in the $20 room to see if they’re any good. I would definitely recommend this spot, friendly bartender, a more heavyset chick, who pours heavy.