Reviews by NoReallySheLikesMe

Been awhile since I been to a club. Decided to check out ol reliable. Pandoras has gotten some renovations done. New extended bar that now serves beer and wine. Bigger stage and more seating. Place looks great. Admission is now $21 with free soft drink. Grabbed my ice tea and sat down. 3 girls this early in the day. Luna who is nice conversation but I never partake she’s just not my type. Paisley who is as slender as they come with new bolt ons. And someone I never saw before named /!2 . Great stage show and came right over and offered me some dances. She offered 3/100. We sat down and she got right into it. Really sensual, great sounds, and a lot of hands on action. After one song she had me convinced to get a vip room. 15min for 200 plus the club fee of 70. We got in she tried some different things and I didn’t even need the whole 15. More details if you message me and want to trade war stories. All in all spent 300 and left very happy.

Sugars is where I head to when I don’t feel like haggling. It’s right off of Aurora near the walkers, has a very bold presence on the street for kind of a dingy area. You walk in and it’s very dark with a small stage in the corner. There’s a slight upstairs area where you will find the LDA and VIP rooms. I was the only person there so the doorman let me in for $10 altogether. I sat down with my coke which I never drink, but I’ve learned in some places girls are not allowed to approach unless you have a drink and you’ve seen them on stage. First one up was a close to 6’ tall white girl who was heavy to say the least. She was nice enough to talk to and really accommodating with her hands to sell dances. I think she has a harder time being bigger to get guys in the back. I declined her offer of 3/100. She then switched to a harder sell of stick shifting to which I thanked her for her time and gave a $5 for the trouble. After that an old reliable came up to me visa. She recognized me we chatted it up for a little and she assumed the sell taking my hand and walking me to the bar to get a room. I paid 250 for 30min went back, she didn’t rush anything took her time gave me an amazing experience and I left getting what I wanted. All in all it’s not the best club but there are a few bright spots even with its lack of selection. As always you can reach out to me for details. $265 all together 30 minutes of my time didn’t feel like pLaying the pandoras game, which was the right move cuz none of my go tos were there

Pans is the go to location in seattle bar none. Most variety, negotiable pricing, overall atmosphere. Came in Tuesday late morning early afternoon ish. Cover around that time is only $10 if you’re the first few through the door. Comes with non alcoholic drink. I ordered mine and sat down tipping the waitress $5. Pandoras has two stages and on viewing gallery with limited seats on the other side of the stage, granted much closer. Seattle is not known for its tipping it seems dancers make most of their money selling dances and VIP. I don’t think I’ve ever seen more than $20 on stage and usually no money at all. It’s a darker room but you can still see and navigate easily. Today there were about 4 girls. Two older latinas known amongst the ranks as Luna and Monse. Not really my type but some of the more seasoned patrons would give them 5 star reviews. Another short AA girl named Skye who I’ve had many good encounters withVIP. And then Tessa a completely average white girl with nice curves. I was short on time so I was going to go with the first that came up to me. Tessa approached me and started chatting em up, very friendly, communicative. She offered 3/100 dances and a 250/15 VIP. I opted for the VIP just because I only had about 30 to spare. Once inside she dropped everything and gave a great grind with very nice moaning and dirty talk. Unprompted proceeded to perform a secret handshake. 15min were up and I had left satisfied. In classic me scenarios she said she liked me and that’s why she treated me extra special, I bet she’ll treat you lads extra special. All in all 265 invested with a quick turnaround. Feel free to reach out to me for details.

Checked Out Pandoras Tuesday afternoon around 3pm. Parking lot seemed empty but when I got inside there were about 8 girls working and ten patrons. Cover is $15 this early comes with a free soda. Sat down on a side booth next to the bathroom entrances. Club is dark with 2 stages. No where near as dark as kittens. I follow the pandoras Instagram page and saw one of my favorites was on the lineup. Sat down and watched the show. Surprisingly I didn’t see Monse or Alina who tend to be guaranteed to be there around this time. I’ve never partook in either, just not my type. Indica was on stage she’s a petite Indian with bee stings but it looks like she might have had some work done to her ass, she was Thicc! She’s always a great dance and Vip. However I think most guys knew that so she was snagged up immediately. Frankie an older thicc white girl was around as well she does good dances but I haven’t gotten a feel from her from a mileage stand point. Finally my girl Mandy showed up on stage. She’s a mid 30s obvi mom. Small chest small butt, but for some reason she makes it work. She’s know for not baring it all on stage usually wear a thong under a bathing suit. She spots me and chats me up for a sec. We go straight to the VIP for $350 15min. Always tells me one thing but goes far beyond what was discussed. She’s up there with the likes of Jade and Julia for me. Also Stella who left the club and now goes by Nadia elsewhere.

Usually hit up a club during day shift while I’m in between appointments. This day I hit up sugars. It’s probably my least fav club just because it looks and feels dingy. Paid my $20 for admission, drink, and always just tip the staffer. No one on the single stage and I was the only one in there. Dude goes to the back and out comes a girl. It’s visa I remember her from pandoras. I just waved her over before she got in stage since she was the only one there. Headed back to the LDA. A bunch of high back chairs elevated above the bar. Actually really decent privacy. She’s very good at a close sensual dance. Lets your hands wander and hers will wander too. After one song she goes for the hard close. Ask if you want another or go back the the vip. We agreed to vip without discussing price. Paid $60 to the house for 30. Back in the vip area she was accommodating to and willing. Even suggestive. She’s a sure way to have a nice time. However her lady bits tend to leave a distinct smell…. Only downside.

Walked in 7:30 walked out 8:00. I decided to try DT because I have never been, and I’ll never go back. Admission is classic little darlings $22 for entry and bottomless drink. Decor is fine nothing to write hone about. One small stage but you’re always very close to it which is nice. I was the only patron in there. First up was Nix a gothic petite exactly my type would’ve loved to dance with her. Up for 2 songs no effort it seemed on stage but I tipped anyway because I feel like it’s good etiquette. She left the stage after her two songs leaving her tip on stage. Immediately walked over to the juice bar and chatted up with the lady behind there. It was then I realized I still hadn’t received my drink. Next up was Chantelle, another two song effortless dance she left the previous tip there as well. She was a cute slightly thick looked partially Asian. Would’ve loved a dance with her. She finished on stage and went over and started chatting it up at the juice bar with nix and the waitress. Lastly I forget the 3rd girls name. But she atleast picked up the tip and thanked me and tried to chat me up on stage. She was an older blonde bombshell with big fake boobs, not really my type but atleast she talked to me. I left before the end of her stage performence. I had been there for 30min, tipped every dancer, never got my drink and was not even approached on the floor to pursue dances. I’m total I spent $40 when I had a $1000 bonus I just felt like blowing on some lapdances. Waste of time.